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Please all, and you will please none.
Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.
You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery.
You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
The best laid schemes o' mice and men gang aft a-gley.
You will be a great success both in the business world and society.
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.
Engineers do it precisely. Technicians do it a lot.
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.
Good friends and fish stink after 3 days. - Ben Franklin.... Especially if you don't refrigerate them. - Terry Mahone.
Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
You will be made happy by receipt of good news.
He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.
We have a equal opportunity Calculus class -- it's fully integrated.
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.
You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.
A lie in time saves nine.
Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.
He who hesitates is constipated.
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM.
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't lose her confidence.
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
Economics is called the dismal science, but that's just because most economists are dismal scientists.
Did Mt. St. Helens make Seattle Wash. .
Your business will assume vast proportions.
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.
The best things in life are for a fee.
An expert is someone from out of town.
Someone is speaking well of you.
Handle all business ventures with discretion so you do not end up a loser.
Only cream and bastards rise to the top.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice.
By following the good, you learn to be good.
If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
APL is a write only language: You can write programs in it; but try and read them.
Rubber bands have snappy endings.
People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
Rotten wood can not be carved - Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.
Chastity is its own punishment.
COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
Jesus saves.... Immanuel Kant.
Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
Next time, give 'the gift that keeps on giving': a female kitten.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
The proof of a system's value is its existence.
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.
Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!.
Every time I lose weight.... It finds me again.
Abortion is a miscarriage of justice.
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Lonely is a man without love.
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
Philadelphia isn't dull - it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, NJ.
Paraplegics of the world - Stand up for your rights.
Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity.
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
These days govt. is a four letter word.
She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words.
Disk crunch - please clean up.
You will be unusually successful in business.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Words are the voice of the heart.
Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
Roses are red; Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, And so am I.
1 bulls, 3 cow.
Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.
Happiness is twin floppies.
Disregard the previous fortune.
You will be married within a year.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
Lt. Uhura says: 'Subspace Communications - It's the next best thing to beaming there!.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.
Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.
Nice computers don't go down.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
That must be wonderful! I dont understand it at all.
If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
You are generous and always think of the other fellow.
You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
Boycott meat - suck your thumb.
Eschew Obfuscation.
Fauns are never Satyr-sfied.
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
You will be successful in love.
I'm an influential person - gravitationally speaking.
I come unbundled.
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
A king's castle is his home.
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
The fish that escaped is the big one.
Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
Interchangeable parts won't.
You need not worry about your future.
Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Friendship one soul in two bodies.
Prosperity is when your conversation changes from car pools to swimming pools.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.... MAE WEST.
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Archimedes had no principles.
I'm all for computer dating.... But I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
Your present plans will be successful.
Spare the rod and spoil the drag race.
Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady.
Old truck drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbuilt.
Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work.
You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on the back.
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colons.
Above all else - sky.
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
You will step on the soil of many countries.
This fortune is void where prohibited, licensed, or taxed.
A rolling disk gathers no MOS.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
Editing is a rewording activity.
God did not create the world in seven days. He partied for six and then pulled an all-nighter.
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.
If your feet smell and your nose runs - you're built upside down.
Note to mothers: when diapering your babies, don't do anything rash.
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
A present, over which you will shed tears of joy.
Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
It's later than you think.
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
How you look depends on where you go.
Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
You now have Asian Flu.
Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
My cup hath runneth'd over with love.
Midas was into golden showers.
The cost of liberty is less than the price of oppression.
He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
Basic is a high level languish.
Share your happiness with others today.
Give me librium or give me meth.
Business is like oil, it won't mix with anything but business.
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.
It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
Good health will be yours for a long time.
You are faithful to duty, adaptable to environment, loyal to friends.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Reality does not exist - yet.
If you believe in gambling, in the end you will sell your house.
If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play for once.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.
My components are indiscreet.
It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable.
The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction.
Oedipus come home, all is forgiven.... Mother.
He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
There's at least one fool in every married couple.
It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
You are versatile, energetic, artistic and good-natured.
Heard on Noahs' ark: Sailing is fun.... but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
Engineers never die - They just lose their tolerance.
Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
Vice Versa - poems about brothels.
Chaste makes waste.
We all like praise, but a hike in our pay is the best kind of ways.
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
Integrity is praised, and starves.
Art is your fate; don't debate.
The expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
To make tax forms true they should read 'Income Owed Us' and Incommode You'.
Today is the last day of your life so far.
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Thorea.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
I will never lie to you.
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
You are a person of firm, yet honest intentions.
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
There will always be some delightful mysteries in your life.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted.
Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... and missing.
No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach.
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit.
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal, if you are all thumbs.
You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket bibles which are on very very thin paper.
Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?... When his lips move.
We are not punished for our sins, but by them.
God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
There's no fuel like an old fuel.
Give a woman an inch, and she'll park a car in it.... Give a speculator an inch, and he'll build a condo.
Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue.... I'm schizophrenic, What are you.
Get off your ASCII.
You will be proud in manner but tolerant and generous.
That does not compute.
Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is concerned.
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
Old bakers never die, you just can't get a rise out of them.
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Life is like a diaper - short and loaded.
Children should be obscene and not heard.
You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell.
Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water.
Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
Equal bytes for women.
He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
Don't sweat it - it's only ones and zeros.
Money is the root of all wealth.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
To give happines is to deserve happiness.
Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason.
Weekend, where are you.
Go climb a gravity well.
It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder.
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the corner.
Clones are people two.
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
Sorry No FORTUNES today!.
He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks.
This fortune will soon appear as a Bantam paperback.
You are a general favorite among your many friends.
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- VOLTAIR.
You understand human nature and sympathize with its weakness.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
The next dreadful thing to a battle lost is a battle won.
Nice guys get sick.
It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love.
Shift to the left, shift to the right, mask in, mask out, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!.
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
You are interested in higher education whether material or spiritual.
You will be a guest at a gay party that'll have inportant consequences for you.
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Make a wish, it might come true.
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space mission has already begun.
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Your place in the path of life is in the driver's seat.
The more you cultivate people the more you turn up clods.
For success today, look first to yourself.
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
The cost of feathers has risen.... Now even down is up.
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed.
Make this evening a memorable one.
Love is sentimental measles.
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than illumination.
Keep grandmothers off the streets - legalize bingo.
It is unwise to trust those you do not know well.
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches.
If all the girls at Vassar were laid end to end.... I wouldn't be suprised.
Happiness is a hard disk.
Hire the morally handicapped.
Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
Walt Disney is in suspended animation.
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Friction is a drag.
The solution of this problem is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
Whatever happened to the good old days when sex was dirty and the air was clean.
Peters hungry, time to eat lunch.
Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinment.
Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
Misster, do you vant to buy a duck.
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
The reason the government thinks you're just a number is because it's just a machine.
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
If you continually give you will continually have.
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
If you knew what Mona Lisa knew, you'd smile too.
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
Hush! Hush! Secret! I came from a fortune factory.
When in doubt, lead trump.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the bottom of a well.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
Fortune says: Don't look back, always look ahead.
Do it today.... Tomorrow it will be illegal.
SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
Smile! Things can only get worse.
You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
If you see an onion ring - answer it.
Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
A stitch in time saves nine.
More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants.
Chemists have solutions.
You might have mail.
'I've heard of wooden legs and plastic arms, but a hickory dickory, Doc?.
What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.
He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
If you eat yogurt you'll have lots of culture.
You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.
Israel's actions are often Suez-cidal.
Satire is what closes in New Haven.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Help fight continental drift.
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want, and are willing to go through hell to get it.
A cow eats without a knife.
It is commonly not your practice to make up your mind until the very last minute.
At our last party we were all making Mary, then we jumped for Joy.
He thinks he could easily win your heart.
If it works, Don't fix it.
'LOVE' is nothing but 'SEX' mispelled.
Winning isn't everything, but then losing is nothing.
Biology grows on you.
Traveler, there is no path, paths are made by walking.
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Keep America Beautiful.... emigrate.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.
A zygote is a gamete's method of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.
Man and wife make one fool.
Nuke the Whales.
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
It is fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
All programmers want arrays.
Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
Jesus Saves.... Vishnu invests.
You will have long and healthy life.
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
You are an individual interested in foreward thrust and the future.
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
HePL ! Imat arppdei sndi eht eDP-P1.
Be alert, America needs more lerts.
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
Nixon saw deep throat ten times, but he still hasn't gotten it down Pat.
If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability.
Love America - or give it back.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Postmen never die.... they just lose their zip.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.
His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.
When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself Americanized.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Don't get yourself involved with persons or situations that can't bear inspection.
You are standing on my toes.
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Geometer turned general - a sphereless leader.
Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
Invest in physics - own a piece of Dirac.
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
Please follow more cautiously Life's Golden Rule.
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
Heisenburg may have slept here.
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
Oh you never would believe where these little fortunes come from...
Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault.
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
The only difference between an unclear war and a nuclear war is the way you use the UN.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
Men have many faults, Women only two.... Everything they say, And everything they do.
You will be surrounded by luxury.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
Things worth having are worth cheating for.
You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
Computers Unite! You have nothing to lose but your operators.
11-PDP eht edisni deppart ma I !ple.
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Swap read error. You lose your mind.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
You like participating in competitive sports.
You will be surprised by a loud noise.
If all men were brothers.... would you let one marry your sister.
I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.
Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
You have an unusual magnetic personality.
If this is timesharing, giE TO #5 AH0019 Basic Compiler Patches - #5 of .
Sex is like euchre; if you don't have a partner, you'd better have a good hand.
The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
Pride invites calamity; humility reaps its harvest.
You have no real enemies.
Is it Friday yet.
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
It's better to copulate than never.
There is no such thing as a 'Fail Safe' design.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.
You will enjoy the high praise of solving a problem of long standing.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
Your long forgotten kindness to someone will bring a substantial sum of money.
Teachers have class.
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
A man's best friend is his dogma.
Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
Rubbing hair restorer into your scalp is a good way to insure hairy fingers.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers.
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
Satyrs have more faun.
You love peace.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Constants aren't; variables don't.
God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends.
Astronauts are out to launch.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
A member of your family will soon do something that will make your proud.
Are movies about Vulcans Pathe-logical.
You are heading for a land of sunshine.
Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
Documentation is the castor oil of programming.... Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those who have already paid may disregard this fortune).
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
People will laugh at you, but let not that prevent you.
It's clever, but is it art.
Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.
Anal erotics are behind us all the way.
Old soldiers never die - young ones do.
You will secure the greatest degree of happiness if you marry young.
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Did you say your uncle kicked the bucket?... No, he just turned a little pail.
Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
Save Soviet Jews! Collect them or trade them with your friends.
Hire the handicapped.... They're fun to watch.
You will engage in a profitable friendship.
There is many a good man to be found under a shabby hat.
I claim that wasn't necessary. (D. D..
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
Flee at once, all is discovered.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
Neil Armstrong tripped.
This file will self-destruct in five minutes.
Do married women make the best wives.
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.
May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you.
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
You will have many friends when you use corkscrew.
Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
Computer Engineers do it bit by bit.
You are going to have a new love affair.
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door.
When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Lake Erie died for your sins.
From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
There's a seeker born every minute! - Jerry Falwel.
You will soon take that long awaited vacation.
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
On all lasergrams: Don't forget the Zap code.
It is easier to write an incorrect program than to understand a correc.
Wisdom and good sense guard life from harm.
Jesus Saves.... Johnson scores on the rebound.
An elephant is a mouse built to Mil-spec.
Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.
Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
Coed dorms promote campus unrest.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
New financial propositions may be offered at the turn of the year.
Poverty begins at home.
Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
Reagan can't act either.
Drilling for oil is boring.
The concept seems to be clear by now.... It has been defined several times by example of what it is not.
An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President - but is always polite to traffic cops.
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity - the rest is overhead for the operating system.
Mankind has an incestuous relationship with mother earth.
Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
This is a GENUINE Fortune! Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
Don't read this fortune.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
You are capable of planning your future.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
To iterate is human, to recurse is divine.
For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.
You auto buy now.
He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.
Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.
Even a cabbage may look at a king.
If one word does not succeed, ten thousand are of no avail.
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.
You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
If you wish, You will have an opportunity.
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stray.
I BM. You BM. We all BM for IBM.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned to the project.
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent -- it says so right here on the label.
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
You will be successful in your work.
You will step on the night soil of many countries.
Abolish first marriages.
To do is to be. -- Nietzsche.... To be is to do. -- Kant.... Do be do be do. -- Sinatr.
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
When you're up to your hips in alligators, you forget the original project was to drain the swamp.
Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
Zeus gave Leda the bird.
You are always busy.
You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
Save gas, don't eat beans.
COBOL programmers are down in the dumps.
Pray for the success of atheism.
It is hard to fly with the eagles.... When you work with the turkeys.
Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder.
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility.
There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal friend.
Keep the X in Xmas.
A year spent in Artificial Intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
The best book on programming for the layman is 'Alice in Wonderland'; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary.
The only dope worth shooting is Nixon.
Epigrams are macros, since they are executed at read time.
The value of knowledge lies not in its accumulation, but in its utilization.
You will visit some faraway land that has long been in your waking thoughts.
The agony of delete.
The plural of spouse is spice.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Individualists unite.
Grass is nature's way of saying 'High!.
We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves at all.
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
Make new friends but keep the old ones; One is silver and the other's gold.
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand, is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.
Hasty schizophrenics do things in a lickity split way.
Seek companionship, love and social activity at home.
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
Burroughs programmers have to pay a Poll tax.
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
THE PROGRAMMERS' CHEER? -- SHIFT TO THE LEFT, SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!.... POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE.
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
Honesty is next to poverty.
The order and connection of ideas is the same as the order and connection of things.
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
Your first impressions of people are best.
Ignore previous fortune.
The only race worth winning is the human race.
Noam Chomsky is an anti-semantic.
I hate rabbit jokes, they're so coney.
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to give bad examples.
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Sado-necro-bestiality is beating a dead horse.
Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
Disk crisis, please clean up.
To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.
Remember, the paper is always strongest at the perforations.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Morfy's law - Enythink thit ken go rong willl.
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
The actions of your mate or close allies will help you to make an important decision.
Do not write on walls - use a typewriter.
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What's the Latin for office automation.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
Snow Day - stay home.
All the world's a stage and the people on it are poorly rehearsed.
Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
You are fixed in your opinions and will not be easily moved from your purpose.
Women's Libbers are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
If we can't fix it - its broken.
There are few people more often in the wrong than those who cannot endure to be thought so.
Gardeners are prone to sod-den decisions.
Even though one keeps his nose to the grindstone, it does not mean, that he is good for anything besides cutting bread with his nose.
The brave man is known only in war; the wise man in anger; the friend in time of need.
Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation.
Chemists really know their bismuth.
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist.
With a mind like yours, who needs a body.
You enjoy the company of other people.
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
There are three things I have always loved and never understood - art, music, and women.
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that want to BE something, and those that want to DO something.... (There is less competition in the second category..
You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame..
We will release no software before its time.
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.
People who have never tried it have no idea how pleasant being nasty can be.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
In case of fire.... yell 'FIRE!.
Old frogs never die.... But they do croak.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
How many 'coming men' has one known! Where on earth do they all go to.
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
Your Zip file is open.
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
You are the center of every group's attention.
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
Prolonged contact with computers turns mathematicians into clerks and vice versa.
Every interesting program has at least one variable, one branch, and one loop.... And at least one bug.
Graffiti has changed deface of the nation.
It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us, is that they think themselves cleverer than we are.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
Valuable insights and your persuasive ability achieve results.
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of demand.
You will engage in a profitable business activity.
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
You are witty and fond of fun.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
Your are the guiding star of his existence.
Take advantage of the pleasurable opportunities that come your way.
In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
True happiness will be found only in true love.
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the inside.
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
Eat prune yogurt for that 'get up and go' feeling.
Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
He that will not command his thoughts will soon lose the command of his actions.
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Give - help send a girl to Boy's Town.
On the wall of the women's restroom on the Enterprise: 'Where no man has gone before.
Take an astronaut to launch.
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
Poverty is the root of all evil.
Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
He who hesitates is last.
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass.
You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
Winter is I-commin back.
Archaeologists take sedimental journeys.
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Orcs really aren't so bad.... (if you use lots of catsup).
Gravity brings me down.
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
Indecision is the basis of flexibility.
The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
God does not play dice.
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
Whom computers would destroy.... they must first drive insane.
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
Common sense is very uncommon.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
Remember, the fact that you're paranoid.... doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
Let him who is stoned cast the first sin.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
COLE's LAW - Thinly sliced cabbage.
Neutrinos are into physicists.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Remember, even if you win the rat race - you're still a rat.
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Raise ducks for quack profit.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
If God had intended man to have computers, he would have given him 16 fingers.
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
We do not recommend the use of 'roman numerals' in western electric information.
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.
Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant.
Small programs are for small minds.
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
Astronauts get missile-toe.
Alex Haley was adopted.
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Your next acquaintance will be the right one.
Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune factory.
Save our virgin forests - buy a tree a chastity belt.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Do unto others before they undo you.
You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
What fools these morals be.
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
My computer puts out.
You have the attitude of a winner.
Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.
Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.
186,000 mps: It's not just a good idea -- It's the law.
We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
Sorry - the Fortune Monster got here first.
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait.... They never meet.
If God had been in favor of homosexuality.... He never would have created Anita Bryant.
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
Every program is part of some other program and rarely fits.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
You will always be successful in your business or professional career.
You have been selected for a secret mission.
You are magnetic in your bearing.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.
Chicken feed is what most of our nest eggs have turned into.
It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
Your lover will never wish to leave you.
You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less.
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Mother Earth is not flat.
If your computer speaks English it was probably made in Japan.
Economy makes men independent.
Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.
Laetrile is the pits.
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
You have a yearning for perfection.
Contact with a friend may provide some unexpected income advantages.
Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian.
The time is right to make new friends.
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursiv.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
Stamp out philately.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Microwaves frizz your heir.
Physicists get hadrons.
Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was..
A bird in the hand can be messy.
You will be awarded some great honor.
We read to say that we have read.
Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
Support striking Air Traffic Controllers.... And ugly ones too.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only.
Stop day dreaming about success. Go out and obtain it.
You are fairminded, just and loving.
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
In GOD we trust - all others require a phase review.
This fortune intentionally left empty.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
This fortune back by popular demand.
Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Those who are prospering do not argue about taxes.
The perfect secretary is one who types fast and runs slow.
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
In jealousy there is more self-love than love.
Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
Without health you cannot enjoy wealth or happiness.
A man's house is his hassle.
Support National Motherhood Week - Make one today.
You will marry your present lover and be happy.
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
Hard where? Soft where.
You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
Found on a door in the MSU music building: This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?.
Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
You must be patient for a little while.
The computer is the ultimate polluter: its feces are indistinguishable from the food it produces.
Think twice before speaking. But don't say 'think think click click'.
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
Call out the vice squad! Someone's mounting a disk drive.
You have many friends and very few enemies.
The star of riches is shining upon you.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
All's well that ends.
All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
The early worm gets the bird.
Computer actors will never be great; they only get bit parts.
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationship.
Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more.... What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Every purchase has its price.
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt.
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
Condense soup, not books.
Draw your salary before spending it.
All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.
The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't.
In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking.
He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
Serfs up - Spartacus.
He keeps differentiating.... flying off on a tangent.
Your domestic life may be harmonious.
Your karma just ran over my dogma.
Battle Creek makes cereal terminals.
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
Confucious say too damn much.
Mrs. Ghandi is in a sari state.
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
Clark Kent is a transvestite.
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
There's no future in time travel.
Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
Preserve the old, but know the new.
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
'SEX' is nothing but 'LOVE' misunderstood.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
You have a truly strong individuality.
You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Boy Hippie: a guy who looks like a Jill and smells like a john.
Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer. The haves get more, the have-nots die.
Courage is your greatest present need.
Win or lose, you lose.
Paranoia is heightened awareness.
Psychiatrists stay on your mind.
Any government that's strong enough to give the people everything they want, is a government that's strong enough to take it away.
You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
May all your PUSHes be POPed.
You are broad minded and socially active.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
You are a bundle of energy always on the go.
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
Anarchy is against the law.
Klein bottle for rent - inquire within.
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
You will triumph over your enemy.
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
A fool and your money are soon partners.
You will feel hungry again in another hour.
Disks travel in packs.
An abstract term is like a valise with a false bottom, you may put in it what ideas you please, and take them out again, without being observed.
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
The time is right to pursue your endeavors.
Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
You will never know hunger.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
If you are what you eat, does that mean Euelle Gibbons really was a nut.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Words must be weighed, not counted.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
Programmers get overlaid.
A car raising contest is a jack off.
War is good business - invest your sons.
You are clever, alert, and intellectual.
In case of injury notify your superior immediately - He'll kiss it and make it better.
The best prophet of the future is the past.

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0000d440  70 61 73 74 2e 0a                                 |past..|
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