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| Filename: | BeebDisk/MESSASC |
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File contents
HOUSE - IT'S QUITE GOOD REALLY (HONESTLY!) @1992 BAZZASOFT-NEW FRONTIERS. DESIGN CONCEPT BY ANDY'S RABBIT, WHICH IS A FAT WHITE ONE CALLED WILLY HARD WORK BY SPLIDGY NORMAN (MUSICIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE) BAD JOKES BY BAZZA - WELL, THIS IS A REALLY AMAZING ADVENTURE WE HAVE FOR YOU HERE. CREATED ON B.A.P.S. (THE BAZZASOFT ADVENTURE PROGRAMMING SYSTEM - AVAILABLE NOW AT A PD GROUP NEAR YOU) (BIGHEAD - ANDY) YES, THANKS A LOT ANDREW. BY THE WAY, THIS SCROLLY MESSAGE IS PROTECTED, SO NO HACKING INTO IT AND CHANGING THINGS IF YOU AREN'T A HALF-WAY COMPETENT PROGRAMMER. (IS THAT REMARK AIMED AT ME? - ANDY) (YES - BAZZA) (OH - ANDY) WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A FEW SCROLLY GREETINGS. BUT FIRST, TO CREDIT THIS MESSAGE SCROLLER. SCROLLY MESSAGE PROGRAM BY ADRIAN JACKSON. SCROLLY MESSAGE FONT BY NINJA RADISH. SCROLLY MESSAGE MESSAGE BY ANDY AND BAZZA. SO THERE. AND NOW FOR THE SALUTATIONS. HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND THANKYOU TO JOHN KIERNAN (THAT IRISH BLOKE), LE BEN WHITE (FRENCH MAN) WHO CONSTANTY TAKES THE MICK OUT OF ANDY, BOCO, ICH DOMINIC LEASON WHO THINKS THE ATARI ST DOES OFFER VALUE FOR MONEY AND ALSO HAS SOMETHING TO OFFER THE COMPUTING WORLD, TIM, NIGEL, KEITH, IAN, NICK, NICK, NICK, NIKOLAS 'WITH A K', CLEM, COLIN THE CAT (THE PUUUUURFECT COMPANION, FIVER, NORMAN THE PSYCHOTIC TEDDY BEAR, CATHY, ANGELA, AND VARIOUS OTHER PERSONAGES OF A DRAMATIC PERSUASION (THESPIANS OF THE WORLD UNITE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR SCRIPTS!), SAMURAI ARTICHOKE, KARATE CARROT, TAE-KWAN-DO TURNIP, AND ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF V.R.O.O.M., THE HARROWGATE HIPPIES, THE TELFORD TERMINATORS AND THE PECKHAM PYGMIES. ALSO, SPECIAL THANKS MUST GO TO JEREMY BEADLE FOR HAVING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS PROGRAM AT ALL. AND A BIG HI TO JOHNNY, NEILY, MAGGIEY, DAVY (WHERE'S MY PARTY GONE TO?) AND PADDY. HAVE FUN, LADS! (AND WOMAN). WELL, TIME SEEMS TO BE DRAWING TO A CLOSE, SO IT'S JUST TIME TO SAY: HOUSE - IT'S QUITE GOOD REALLY (HONESTLY!) BUT IT ISN'T SET IN A HOUSE. @1992 BAZ... NO, WE'RE NOT STARTING AGAIN REALLY, WE'RE JUST SEEING HOW MANY OF YOU OUT THERE ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP ON READING EVEN THOUGH THE MESSAGE SEEMS TO HAVE STARTED AGAIN. AND YOU ARE! SO LET'S CARRY ON WITH THIS MESSAGE. OF COURSE, IT'S ALL UNMITIGATED DRIVEL, BUT IF YOU'RE THE SAD SORT OF PERSON WHO LIKES READING THESE, THEN FEEL FREE. WE WROTE IT, AFTER ALL, SO IT MUST BE GOOD. AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS: -=-=- MONOCOTYLEDON -=-=- AND THAT WORD WAS ONE OF THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN, AND IT COMES DIRECT FROM OUR SPONSORS. WELL, AS I'M FEELING A BIT BORED AND I'VE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY, OVER TO ANDY! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ARSENAL ARE THE BEST TEAM AND TOTTENHAM ARE @R@P. WE'LL BEAT EVERONE IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE. SINCE WE WON BOTH CUPS! (LATEST SCORE - ARSENAL 0 TOTTENHAM 234124 - BAZZA) BAZZA CAN'T PROGRAM (!!@=-@!? - BAZZA) FROM ANDY'S RABBIT -=-=-=-=-=-=- YES, IT'S ME AGAIN, AFTER BEATING ANDY OVER THE HEAD WITH A LARGE HAMMER (OH GOD! - ANDY) AND STUFFING A DISC DRIVE DOWN HIS THROAT (GHHHRGHLGH! - ANDY) I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT WE HAVE HAD 498 WORDS SO FAR, AND WE'VE GOT PLENTY MORE SCROLLY SPACE, SO IF YOU ARE OF A WEAK CONSTITUTION IT MIGHT BE ADVISABLE TO STOP READING NOW AND GO AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ELSE. BY THE WAY, JUST A QUICK WORD TO TIMOTHY -=-=- GO AWAY! -=-=- (THAT WASN'T ONE WORD! - TIM) (AH, TIM'S COUNTING HAS IMPROVED! - ANDY) (YES, IT WAS THREE! - TIM) (DUH! - ANDY) MY FINGERS ARE NOW IN AN ADVANCED STATE OF SORENESS. WE'RE SITTING IN A SMALL ROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF DECEMBER (WELL, NEARER THE END, ACTUALLY) ON BOXING DAY, AND THE WINDOW IS OPEN AND ANDY IS FREEZING IN HIS ARSENAL (SNIGGER SNIGGER!) SHIRT. HERE IS A VITAL HINT FOR ANYBODY WISHING TO LEARN TO PROGRAM SKILFULLY AND FLUENTLY: -=-=- WHEN PEELING ONIONS, DO IT UNDERWATER SO YOUR EYES DON'T WATER -=-=- THIS HINT IS ALSO USEFUL FOR NON-PROGRAMMERS. ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHOSE HOBBY IS PEELING ONIONS. HAVE A NICE LIFE. WE'RE BACK AGAIN, AND NIGEL HAS JUST STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE DOOR AND GONE AWAY. WITH A BROKEN NOSE. FROM ANDY. WELL, THAT REALLY HAS BRIGHTENED UP MY DAY. (AND MINE - ANDY) (OUCH! BY DOSE! - NIGEL) GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING: BAZZA IS STARTING TO DRIVE SOON - PLEASE KEEP OFF THE ROAD IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT US, OR MAKE ANY COMMENTS OR SUGGESTIONS THEN WRITE TO: ANDY WALL, 98 HEADSTONE LANE, NORTH HARROW, MIDDX, HA2 6JN. ENCLOSING A COUPLE OF TEN POUND NOTES. THE MORE TEN POUND NOTES YOU SEND THE MORE THE AUTHORS WILL TEND TO AGREE WITH YOU. OR YOU COULD PHONE 081 427 0137. AND NOW FOR SOME REAL LIFE SIGNS SEEN AROUND THE WORLD! RUSSIAN SIGN: FALLING UNDER PUBLIC TRANSPORT CAN DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH. SPANISH SIGN: DUE TO THE RECENT TYPHOID EPIDEMIC ALL VEGETABLES ARE COOKED IN WATER PASSED BY THE MANAGER. ENGLISH SIGN: NO PARKING (HA! HA! HA!) WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? (NO! - ANDY) (YES, I TEND TO AGREE WITH YOU THERE. - BAZZA) NEXT ISSUE, CONDOM ADVERTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. NOT REALLY. (WHY NOT? - ANDY) AND I'VE JUST REALISED WE'VE GONE A HUGE WAY WITHOUT HAVING A '@' IN THE SCROLLING MESSAGE. SO: @1992 BAZZASOFT-NEW FRONTIERS (WHY DOES BAZZASOFT ALWAYS COME BEFORE NEW FRONTIERS? - ANDY) (BECAUSE I DO ALL THE HARD WORK - BAZZA) (WHAT A LOAD OF ....... - ANDY) (ALRIGHT, HERE GOES - BAZZA) @1992 NEW FRONTIERS-BAZZASOFT @1992 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ WELL, THAT'S GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY: ENOUGH '@' SYMBOLS TO LAST FOR THE REST OF THE SCROLLY MESSAGE. IF ANYBODY IS FEELING PARTICULARLY CHILDISH, THEY CAN HACK INTO THE SCROLLING MESSAGE AND CHANGE IT, BUT THEY WOULD BE LOSING THE GREATEST PIECE OF ENGLISH LITERATURE SINCE BEFORE SHAKESPEARE. (BY THE WAY, BEN, KEATS IS A LOAD OF RUBBISH - BAZZA) AND NOW IT'S TIME TO CRASH THE SCROLLY MESSAGE A BIT. [{]`\^~OSCLISOSCLIOSCLIOSCLIARSENALAREBRILLIANT (GOSH, IT REALLY MUST HAVE CRASHED! - BAZZA) OSCLIOSCLI[{^~\ THAT'S BETTER. WELL, IT REALLY IS TIME TO STOP NOW, SO WE'LL SAY GOODBYE. (GOODBYE - ANDY) (GOODBYE - BAZZA) (ARSENAL FOR THE CUP - ANDY) (POSSIBLY A CHIPPED CHINA ONE? - BAZZA) (TOTTENHAM FOR THE FIRST DIVISION - BAZZA) (WHY THE FIRST? - ANDY) (FIRST AMATEUR HAM-SANDWICH COLLECTORS' WEEKEND FIXTURES DIVISION - BAZZA) (HOORAY, HE'S A GOONER! - ANDY) (NO, I JUST HATE TOTTENHAM - BAZZA) (OH WELL. - ANDY) (NORTHWICH VICS FOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! - BAZZA) (FAT CHANCE, MATEY! - ANDY) (YES, I KNOW. - BAZZA) AND THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT. AND NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, IT'S TIME FOR THE END OH WOW, MY HEAD IS SPINNING PSYCHEDELIC FAR-OUT ACID TRIP! THIS IS BETTER THAN LSD! FUNKY COOL WEIRD ODD TRIANGLE SHAPED BUZZING ROUND MY HEAD! UUURGH! TURN ON, TUNE IN AND DROP OFF. WELL, THIS REALLY IS IT. GOODBYE AND FAREWELL FROM BOTH OF US. HERE IS THE END. AND HERE IS THE BEGINNING:
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00001a00 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 | |
00001a10 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 54 | T|
00001a20 48 45 20 45 4e 44 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 |HE END |
00001a30 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 | |
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00001a50 20 20 20 20 4f 48 20 57 4f 57 2c 20 4d 59 20 48 | OH WOW, MY H|
00001a60 45 41 44 20 49 53 20 53 50 49 4e 4e 49 4e 47 20 |EAD IS SPINNING |
00001a70 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 50 | P|
00001a80 53 59 43 48 45 44 45 4c 49 43 20 46 41 52 2d 4f |SYCHEDELIC FAR-O|
00001a90 55 54 20 41 43 49 44 20 54 52 49 50 21 20 20 20 |UT ACID TRIP! |
00001aa0 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 | |
00001ab0 20 54 48 49 53 20 49 53 20 42 45 54 54 45 52 20 | THIS IS BETTER |
00001ac0 54 48 41 4e 20 4c 53 44 21 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 |THAN LSD! |
00001ad0 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 | |
00001ae0 20 20 20 20 46 55 4e 4b 59 20 43 4f 4f 4c 20 57 | FUNKY COOL W|
00001af0 45 49 52 44 20 4f 44 44 20 54 52 49 41 4e 47 4c |EIRD ODD TRIANGL|
00001b00 45 20 53 48 41 50 45 44 20 42 55 5a 5a 49 4e 47 |E SHAPED BUZZING|
00001b10 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 | |
00001b20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 52 4f | RO|
00001b30 55 4e 44 20 4d 59 20 48 45 41 44 21 20 20 20 20 |UND MY HEAD! |
00001b40 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 | |
00001b50 20 20 20 20 55 55 55 52 47 48 21 20 20 20 20 20 | UUURGH! |
00001b60 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 | |
00001b70 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 54 55 52 4e 20 4f 4e 2c | TURN ON,|
00001b80 20 54 55 4e 45 20 49 4e 20 41 4e 44 20 44 52 4f | TUNE IN AND DRO|
00001b90 50 20 4f 46 46 2e 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 |P OFF. |
00001ba0 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 | |
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00001bc0 20 20 20 20 20 20 57 45 4c 4c 2c 20 54 48 49 53 | WELL, THIS|
00001bd0 20 52 45 41 4c 4c 59 20 49 53 20 49 54 2e 20 47 | REALLY IS IT. G|
00001be0 4f 4f 44 42 59 45 20 41 4e 44 20 46 41 52 45 57 |OODBYE AND FAREW|
00001bf0 45 4c 4c 20 46 52 4f 4d 20 42 4f 54 48 20 4f 46 |ELL FROM BOTH OF|
00001c00 20 55 53 2e 20 48 45 52 45 20 49 53 20 54 48 45 | US. HERE IS THE|
00001c10 20 45 4e 44 2e 20 41 4e 44 20 48 45 52 45 20 49 | END. AND HERE I|
00001c20 53 20 54 48 45 20 42 45 47 49 4e 4e 49 4e 47 3a |S THE BEGINNING:|
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