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StarInfo/nonsense/!Oranges+/Script
This website contains an archive of files for the Acorn Electron, BBC Micro, Acorn Archimedes, Commodore 16 and Commodore 64 computers, which Dominic Ford has rescued from his private collection of floppy disks and cassettes.
Some of these files were originally commercial releases in the 1980s and 1990s, but they are now widely available online. I assume that copyright over them is no longer being asserted. If you own the copyright and would like files to be removed, please contact me.
| Tape/disk: | Home » Archimedes archive » Acorn User » AU 1998-10.adf » Regulars |
| Filename: | StarInfo/nonsense/!Oranges+/Script |
| Read OK: | ✔ |
| File size: | 023C bytes |
| Load address: | 0000 |
| Exec address: | 0000 |
File contents
Transcript of a conversation between human and computer. Time and date: Mon,20 Jul 1998.16:40:59 Computer: WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Human: My name is David. Computer: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL ME? David: I will call you Arse. Computer: ARSE. AS GOOD A NAME AS ANY. David: Hello Arse: HELLO DAVID. DO YOU HIT MUSHROOMS? David: No Arse: I MOVE MUSHROOMS. THE HUMAN SMASHED THE COW. I STALK COWS. DO YOU GULP COWS? David: No Arse: DOES A COW FOLLOW FLIES? David: Sometimes Arse: AM I WRONG? David: No Arse: I HIT FLIES. THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT FLIES. WHICH FLY DO YOU LIKE?
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