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Simon/!STS_Demo/Text/TEXT06
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| Filename: | Simon/!STS_Demo/Text/TEXT06 |
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| File size: | 10E2 bytes |
| Load address: | 0000 |
| Exec address: | 0000 |
File contents
I don't think I ought to disturb him again. HELLO! Wow. Heavy sleeper. Whatcha, fellow dwarf. Go away, I'm busy. What's rattled your cage? I'm only trying to be friendly. OK, be like that. See if I care. Need any help? You. Now go away. Look. I'm trying to work. Go and bother someone else. I'm an inspector from head office. This is a stick up. Gimme the gems, stunty. You should keep a more civil tongue in your head. Sod off then. Where's your ID ? I've left it at home. Leave me alone. Oh, do push off. Naff off or I'll remove yours from your head. I see. I've got something important to say. Yes? The mine's on fire. Run for your life. These gems are all fakes. I'll have them disposed of for you. Orders from the King. Give me all the gems. Got any free samples? Mines aren't flammable. They're made of rock see. They look real enough to me. We don't have a king. We're a democratic mine. Will you PLEASE go away now? Ok He's assaying the gems from the mine. He appears to be asleep. A sturdy wooden table. An empty beer bottle. Stop! Get rid of him! Duty dwarves only. Look... You can't go in. Go away. Just one thing. Then you can smegging well naff right off. I AM a duty dwarf. But I'm standing in for Axeface Skullsplitter. Do you accept bribes? That's OK, I'm not a dwarf. Naff off yourself. No you're not. Why - what's wrong with him? Bribes? BRIBES? What did you have in mind? Hang on a minute... It had better be good. I said er... I come from the North. Eh? Just naff off will you. Ow! Some sort of virus. It's really terrible. He was caught short I'm afraid. Some trolls mistook him for a chair. I dunno. I'm just obeying orders. I don't believe you. Care for some beer, by any chance? I'm on duty. I suppose one mug can't hurt though. Bring it down will you? Okey-dokey. This way. Bring it over here. Now... How about a drinking competition? Guard! Time for a sharp exit. Where is that lazy slug? He must have gone for a beer break. What use would I have for this? Stop wasting my valuable guarding time! I don't have time for idle chat. I've got these gems to guard. Go away! Cor! This is a restricted area. I've come to make YOU an offer. Are you interested in any double glazing? I've come to relieve you. Ok. So long for now. Didn't you see the sign? No Salesdwarfs it said. So get out of here before I throw you out. I'm not due for another hour or so. So get out before I throw you out. I thought I told you to go away! No. You must be mistaken. Yep - but I've come back. A temporary miscalculation on your part. Right you are. Grrrr. Get out before I throw you out! Why? Because I've come to make you a once in a lifetime offer. Er... I was hoping you might know. Well... I can't tell you at the moment. I've got something in my inventory that you want. You may have already won 1,000,000 gold pieces! Stop wasting my time! What's that then? Er... Well... Clear off. I'm trying to guard these gems and you're distracting me. He's guarding a huge pile of gems. A huge pile of sparkling gems. What's this? Happy Hour at The Drunken Druid! And a free voucher! How can I ever repay you? Nice pile of gems you got there. Pah! Think nothing of it. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement. Just one, though. The least I can do is give you a gemstone. Involving gems by any chance? OK. Just one though. Here you are. Now clear off. .... and stay out! Click Yes. I dunno. I hoped a relevant question would appear. So... How long have you been a dwarf. Where does this door go? A few sits up would do you the world of good. Must be off. You know how it is. D'you know where I can find the key to it? Man and boy. Never a inch above 4ft high in my life. No never. Hardly ever. Treasury. All our gems are kept in there. Watch it. I've never been killed in battle you know. The dwarf in charge of key-keeping today is... er... Hardfist Jawbreaker. He's probably drunk in the beer room. Lucky sod. Hello. Hiya. He can't hear me over his drill. It's off to work we go. La, la, la, la, La, la, la, la. Hiho, hiho, They must have changed the locks. Shut up. He looks very drunk. He seems to be in a drunken stupor. A pile of empty beer bottles. Beer barrels He looks drunk. He probably couldn't tell his arse from his elbow. Ssshhh I think he's asleep. 'Burp' 'Hiccup' Wheh-he-hey! Anyone for a beer? Ha, ha, ha.
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See| 000000c0 20 69 66 20 49 20 63 61 72 65 2e 00 4e 65 65 64 | if I care..Need| 000000d0 20 61 6e 79 20 68 65 6c 70 3f 00 59 6f 75 2e 00 | any help?.You..| 000000e0 4e 6f 77 20 67 6f 20 61 77 61 79 2e 00 4c 6f 6f |Now go away..Loo| 000000f0 6b 2e 00 49 27 6d 20 74 72 79 69 6e 67 20 74 6f |k..I'm trying to| 00000100 20 77 6f 72 6b 2e 00 47 6f 20 61 6e 64 20 62 6f | work..Go and bo| 00000110 74 68 65 72 20 73 6f 6d 65 6f 6e 65 20 65 6c 73 |ther someone els| 00000120 65 2e 00 49 27 6d 20 61 6e 20 69 6e 73 70 65 63 |e..I'm an inspec| 00000130 74 6f 72 20 66 72 6f 6d 20 68 65 61 64 20 6f 66 |tor from head of| 00000140 66 69 63 65 2e 00 54 68 69 73 20 69 73 20 61 20 |fice..This is a | 00000150 73 74 69 63 6b 20 75 70 2e 20 47 69 6d 6d 65 20 |stick up. Gimme | 00000160 74 68 65 20 67 65 6d 73 2c 20 73 74 75 6e 74 79 |the gems, stunty| 00000170 2e 00 59 6f 75 20 73 68 6f 75 6c 64 20 6b 65 65 |..You should kee| 00000180 70 20 61 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 63 69 76 69 6c 20 74 |p a more civil t| 00000190 6f 6e 67 75 65 20 69 6e 20 79 6f 75 72 20 68 65 |ongue in your he| 000001a0 61 64 2e 00 53 6f 64 20 6f 66 66 20 74 68 65 6e |ad..Sod off then| 000001b0 2e 00 57 68 65 72 65 27 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 49 |..Where's your I| 000001c0 44 20 3f 00 49 27 76 65 20 6c 65 66 74 20 69 74 |D ?.I've left it| 000001d0 20 61 74 20 68 6f 6d 65 2e 00 4c 65 61 76 65 20 | at home..Leave | 000001e0 6d 65 20 61 6c 6f 6e 65 2e 00 4f 68 2c 20 64 6f |me alone..Oh, do| 000001f0 20 70 75 73 68 20 6f 66 66 2e 00 4e 61 66 66 20 | push off..Naff | 00000200 6f 66 66 20 6f 72 20 49 27 6c 6c 20 72 65 6d 6f |off or I'll remo| 00000210 76 65 20 79 6f 75 72 73 20 66 72 6f 6d 20 79 6f |ve yours from yo| 00000220 75 72 20 68 65 61 64 2e 00 49 20 73 65 65 2e 00 |ur head..I see..| 00000230 49 27 76 65 20 67 6f 74 20 73 6f 6d 65 74 68 69 |I've got somethi| 00000240 6e 67 20 69 6d 70 6f 72 74 61 6e 74 20 74 6f 20 |ng important to | 00000250 73 61 79 2e 00 59 65 73 3f 00 54 68 65 20 6d 69 |say..Yes?.The mi| 00000260 6e 65 27 73 20 6f 6e 20 66 69 72 65 2e 20 52 75 |ne's on fire. Ru| 00000270 6e 20 66 6f 72 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6c 69 66 65 2e |n for your life.| 00000280 00 54 68 65 73 65 20 67 65 6d 73 20 61 72 65 20 |.These gems are | 00000290 61 6c 6c 20 66 61 6b 65 73 2e 20 49 27 6c 6c 20 |all fakes. I'll | 000002a0 68 61 76 65 20 74 68 65 6d 20 64 69 73 70 6f 73 |have them dispos| 000002b0 65 64 20 6f 66 20 66 6f 72 20 79 6f 75 2e 00 4f |ed of for you..O| 000002c0 72 64 65 72 73 20 66 72 6f 6d 20 74 68 65 20 4b |rders from the K| 000002d0 69 6e 67 2e 20 47 69 76 65 20 6d 65 20 61 6c 6c |ing. Give me all| 000002e0 20 74 68 65 20 67 65 6d 73 2e 00 47 6f 74 20 61 | the gems..Got a| 000002f0 6e 79 20 66 72 65 65 20 73 61 6d 70 6c 65 73 3f |ny free samples?| 00000300 00 4d 69 6e 65 73 20 61 72 65 6e 27 74 20 66 6c |.Mines aren't fl| 00000310 61 6d 6d 61 62 6c 65 2e 00 54 68 65 79 27 72 65 |ammable..They're| 00000320 20 6d 61 64 65 20 6f 66 20 72 6f 63 6b 20 73 65 | made of rock se| 00000330 65 2e 00 54 68 65 79 20 6c 6f 6f 6b 20 72 65 61 |e..They look rea| 00000340 6c 20 65 6e 6f 75 67 68 20 74 6f 20 6d 65 2e 00 |l enough to me..| 00000350 57 65 20 64 6f 6e 27 74 20 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 |We don't have a | 00000360 6b 69 6e 67 2e 00 57 65 27 72 65 20 61 20 64 65 |king..We're a de| 00000370 6d 6f 63 72 61 74 69 63 20 6d 69 6e 65 2e 00 57 |mocratic mine..W| 00000380 69 6c 6c 20 79 6f 75 20 50 4c 45 41 53 45 20 67 |ill you PLEASE g| 00000390 6f 20 61 77 61 79 20 6e 6f 77 3f 00 4f 6b 00 48 |o away now?.Ok.H| 000003a0 65 27 73 20 61 73 73 61 79 69 6e 67 20 74 68 65 |e's assaying the| 000003b0 20 67 65 6d 73 20 66 72 6f 6d 20 74 68 65 20 6d | gems from the m| 000003c0 69 6e 65 2e 00 48 65 20 61 70 70 65 61 72 73 20 |ine..He appears | 000003d0 74 6f 20 62 65 20 61 73 6c 65 65 70 2e 00 41 20 |to be asleep..A | 000003e0 73 74 75 72 64 79 20 77 6f 6f 64 65 6e 20 74 61 |sturdy wooden ta| 000003f0 62 6c 65 2e 00 41 6e 20 65 6d 70 74 79 20 62 65 |ble..An empty be| 00000400 65 72 20 62 6f 74 74 6c 65 2e 00 53 74 6f 70 21 |er bottle..Stop!| 00000410 00 47 65 74 20 72 69 64 20 6f 66 20 68 69 6d 21 |.Get rid of him!| 00000420 00 44 75 74 79 20 64 77 61 72 76 65 73 20 6f 6e |.Duty dwarves on| 00000430 6c 79 2e 00 4c 6f 6f 6b 2e 2e 2e 00 59 6f 75 20 |ly..Look....You | 00000440 63 61 6e 27 74 20 67 6f 20 69 6e 2e 00 47 6f 20 |can't go in..Go | 00000450 61 77 61 79 2e 00 4a 75 73 74 20 6f 6e 65 20 74 |away..Just one t| 00000460 68 69 6e 67 2e 00 54 68 65 6e 20 79 6f 75 20 63 |hing..Then you c| 00000470 61 6e 20 73 6d 65 67 67 69 6e 67 20 77 65 6c 6c |an smegging well| 00000480 20 6e 61 66 66 20 72 69 67 68 74 20 6f 66 66 2e | naff right off.| 00000490 00 49 20 41 4d 20 61 20 64 75 74 79 20 64 77 61 |.I AM a duty dwa| 000004a0 72 66 2e 00 42 75 74 20 49 27 6d 20 73 74 61 6e |rf..But I'm stan| 000004b0 64 69 6e 67 20 69 6e 20 66 6f 72 20 41 78 65 66 |ding in for Axef| 000004c0 61 63 65 20 53 6b 75 6c 6c 73 70 6c 69 74 74 65 |ace Skullsplitte| 000004d0 72 2e 00 44 6f 20 79 6f 75 20 61 63 63 65 70 74 |r..Do you accept| 000004e0 20 62 72 69 62 65 73 3f 00 54 68 61 74 27 73 20 | bribes?.That's | 000004f0 4f 4b 2c 20 49 27 6d 20 6e 6f 74 20 61 20 64 77 |OK, I'm not a dw| 00000500 61 72 66 2e 00 4e 61 66 66 20 6f 66 66 20 79 6f |arf..Naff off yo| 00000510 75 72 73 65 6c 66 2e 00 4e 6f 20 79 6f 75 27 72 |urself..No you'r| 00000520 65 20 6e 6f 74 2e 00 57 68 79 20 2d 20 77 68 61 |e not..Why - wha| 00000530 74 27 73 20 77 72 6f 6e 67 20 77 69 74 68 20 68 |t's wrong with h| 00000540 69 6d 3f 00 42 72 69 62 65 73 3f 00 42 52 49 42 |im?.Bribes?.BRIB| 00000550 45 53 3f 00 57 68 61 74 20 64 69 64 20 79 6f 75 |ES?.What did you| 00000560 20 68 61 76 65 20 69 6e 20 6d 69 6e 64 3f 00 48 | have in mind?.H| 00000570 61 6e 67 20 6f 6e 20 61 20 6d 69 6e 75 74 65 2e |ang on a minute.| 00000580 2e 2e 00 49 74 20 68 61 64 20 62 65 74 74 65 72 |...It had better| 00000590 20 62 65 20 67 6f 6f 64 2e 00 49 20 73 61 69 64 | be good..I said| 000005a0 20 65 72 2e 2e 2e 00 49 20 63 6f 6d 65 20 66 72 | er....I come fr| 000005b0 6f 6d 20 74 68 65 20 4e 6f 72 74 68 2e 00 45 68 |om the North..Eh| 000005c0 3f 00 4a 75 73 74 20 6e 61 66 66 20 6f 66 66 20 |?.Just naff off | 000005d0 77 69 6c 6c 20 79 6f 75 2e 00 4f 77 21 00 53 6f |will you..Ow!.So| 000005e0 6d 65 20 73 6f 72 74 20 6f 66 20 76 69 72 75 73 |me sort of virus| 000005f0 2e 20 49 74 27 73 20 72 65 61 6c 6c 79 20 74 65 |. It's really te| 00000600 72 72 69 62 6c 65 2e 00 48 65 20 77 61 73 20 63 |rrible..He was c| 00000610 61 75 67 68 74 20 73 68 6f 72 74 20 49 27 6d 20 |aught short I'm | 00000620 61 66 72 61 69 64 2e 00 53 6f 6d 65 20 74 72 6f |afraid..Some tro| 00000630 6c 6c 73 20 6d 69 73 74 6f 6f 6b 20 68 69 6d 20 |lls mistook him | 00000640 66 6f 72 20 61 20 63 68 61 69 72 2e 00 49 20 64 |for a chair..I d| 00000650 75 6e 6e 6f 2e 20 49 27 6d 20 6a 75 73 74 20 6f |unno. I'm just o| 00000660 62 65 79 69 6e 67 20 6f 72 64 65 72 73 2e 00 49 |beying orders..I| 00000670 20 64 6f 6e 27 74 20 62 65 6c 69 65 76 65 20 79 | don't believe y| 00000680 6f 75 2e 00 43 61 72 65 20 66 6f 72 20 73 6f 6d |ou..Care for som| 00000690 65 20 62 65 65 72 2c 20 62 79 20 61 6e 79 20 63 |e beer, by any c| 000006a0 68 61 6e 63 65 3f 00 49 27 6d 20 6f 6e 20 64 75 |hance?.I'm on du| 000006b0 74 79 2e 00 49 20 73 75 70 70 6f 73 65 20 6f 6e |ty..I suppose on| 000006c0 65 20 6d 75 67 20 63 61 6e 27 74 20 68 75 72 74 |e mug can't hurt| 000006d0 20 74 68 6f 75 67 68 2e 00 42 72 69 6e 67 20 69 | though..Bring i| 000006e0 74 20 64 6f 77 6e 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 79 6f 75 3f |t down will you?| 000006f0 00 4f 6b 65 79 2d 64 6f 6b 65 79 2e 00 54 68 69 |.Okey-dokey..Thi| 00000700 73 20 77 61 79 2e 00 42 72 69 6e 67 20 69 74 20 |s way..Bring it | 00000710 6f 76 65 72 20 68 65 72 65 2e 00 4e 6f 77 2e 2e |over here..Now..| 00000720 2e 20 48 6f 77 20 61 62 6f 75 74 20 61 20 64 72 |. How about a dr| 00000730 69 6e 6b 69 6e 67 20 63 6f 6d 70 65 74 69 74 69 |inking competiti| 00000740 6f 6e 3f 00 47 75 61 72 64 21 00 54 69 6d 65 20 |on?.Guard!.Time | 00000750 66 6f 72 20 61 20 73 68 61 72 70 20 65 78 69 74 |for a sharp exit| 00000760 2e 00 57 68 65 72 65 20 69 73 20 74 68 61 74 20 |..Where is that | 00000770 6c 61 7a 79 20 73 6c 75 67 3f 00 48 65 20 6d 75 |lazy slug?.He mu| 00000780 73 74 20 68 61 76 65 20 67 6f 6e 65 20 66 6f 72 |st have gone for| 00000790 20 61 20 62 65 65 72 20 62 72 65 61 6b 2e 00 57 | a beer break..W| 000007a0 68 61 74 20 75 73 65 20 77 6f 75 6c 64 20 49 20 |hat use would I | 000007b0 68 61 76 65 20 66 6f 72 20 74 68 69 73 3f 00 53 |have for this?.S| 000007c0 74 6f 70 20 77 61 73 74 69 6e 67 20 6d 79 20 76 |top wasting my v| 000007d0 61 6c 75 61 62 6c 65 20 67 75 61 72 64 69 6e 67 |aluable guarding| 000007e0 20 74 69 6d 65 21 00 49 20 64 6f 6e 27 74 20 68 | time!.I don't h| 000007f0 61 76 65 20 74 69 6d 65 20 66 6f 72 20 69 64 6c |ave time for idl| 00000800 65 20 63 68 61 74 2e 00 49 27 76 65 20 67 6f 74 |e chat..I've got| 00000810 20 74 68 65 73 65 20 67 65 6d 73 20 74 6f 20 67 | these gems to g| 00000820 75 61 72 64 2e 00 47 6f 20 61 77 61 79 21 00 43 |uard..Go away!.C| 00000830 6f 72 21 00 54 68 69 73 20 69 73 20 61 20 72 65 |or!.This is a re| 00000840 73 74 72 69 63 74 65 64 20 61 72 65 61 2e 00 49 |stricted area..I| 00000850 27 76 65 20 63 6f 6d 65 20 74 6f 20 6d 61 6b 65 |'ve come to make| 00000860 20 59 4f 55 20 61 6e 20 6f 66 66 65 72 2e 00 41 | YOU an offer..A| 00000870 72 65 20 79 6f 75 20 69 6e 74 65 72 65 73 74 65 |re you intereste| 00000880 64 20 69 6e 20 61 6e 79 20 64 6f 75 62 6c 65 20 |d in any double | 00000890 67 6c 61 7a 69 6e 67 3f 00 49 27 76 65 20 63 6f |glazing?.I've co| 000008a0 6d 65 20 74 6f 20 72 65 6c 69 65 76 65 20 79 6f |me to relieve yo| 000008b0 75 2e 00 4f 6b 2e 20 53 6f 20 6c 6f 6e 67 20 66 |u..Ok. So long f| 000008c0 6f 72 20 6e 6f 77 2e 00 44 69 64 6e 27 74 20 79 |or now..Didn't y| 000008d0 6f 75 20 73 65 65 20 74 68 65 20 73 69 67 6e 3f |ou see the sign?| 000008e0 00 4e 6f 20 53 61 6c 65 73 64 77 61 72 66 73 20 |.No Salesdwarfs | 000008f0 69 74 20 73 61 69 64 2e 00 53 6f 20 67 65 74 20 |it said..So get | 00000900 6f 75 74 20 6f 66 20 68 65 72 65 20 62 65 66 6f |out of here befo| 00000910 72 65 20 49 20 74 68 72 6f 77 20 79 6f 75 20 6f |re I throw you o| 00000920 75 74 2e 00 49 27 6d 20 6e 6f 74 20 64 75 65 20 |ut..I'm not due | 00000930 66 6f 72 20 61 6e 6f 74 68 65 72 20 68 6f 75 72 |for another hour| 00000940 20 6f 72 20 73 6f 2e 00 53 6f 20 67 65 74 20 6f | or so..So get o| 00000950 75 74 20 62 65 66 6f 72 65 20 49 20 74 68 72 6f |ut before I thro| 00000960 77 20 79 6f 75 20 6f 75 74 2e 00 49 20 74 68 6f |w you out..I tho| 00000970 75 67 68 74 20 49 20 74 6f 6c 64 20 79 6f 75 20 |ught I told you | 00000980 74 6f 20 67 6f 20 61 77 61 79 21 00 4e 6f 2e 20 |to go away!.No. | 00000990 59 6f 75 20 6d 75 73 74 20 62 65 20 6d 69 73 74 |You must be mist| 000009a0 61 6b 65 6e 2e 00 59 65 70 20 2d 20 62 75 74 20 |aken..Yep - but | 000009b0 49 27 76 65 20 63 6f 6d 65 20 62 61 63 6b 2e 00 |I've come back..| 000009c0 41 20 74 65 6d 70 6f 72 61 72 79 20 6d 69 73 63 |A temporary misc| 000009d0 61 6c 63 75 6c 61 74 69 6f 6e 20 6f 6e 20 79 6f |alculation on yo| 000009e0 75 72 20 70 61 72 74 2e 00 52 69 67 68 74 20 79 |ur part..Right y| 000009f0 6f 75 20 61 72 65 2e 00 47 72 72 72 72 2e 00 47 |ou are..Grrrr..G| 00000a00 65 74 20 6f 75 74 20 62 65 66 6f 72 65 20 49 20 |et out before I | 00000a10 74 68 72 6f 77 20 79 6f 75 20 6f 75 74 21 00 57 |throw you out!.W| 00000a20 68 79 3f 00 42 65 63 61 75 73 65 20 49 27 76 65 |hy?.Because I've| 00000a30 20 63 6f 6d 65 20 74 6f 20 6d 61 6b 65 20 79 6f | come to make yo| 00000a40 75 20 61 20 6f 6e 63 65 20 69 6e 20 61 20 6c 69 |u a once in a li| 00000a50 66 65 74 69 6d 65 20 6f 66 66 65 72 2e 00 45 72 |fetime offer..Er| 00000a60 2e 2e 2e 20 49 20 77 61 73 20 68 6f 70 69 6e 67 |... I was hoping| 00000a70 20 79 6f 75 20 6d 69 67 68 74 20 6b 6e 6f 77 2e | you might know.| 00000a80 00 57 65 6c 6c 2e 2e 2e 20 49 20 63 61 6e 27 74 |.Well... I can't| 00000a90 20 74 65 6c 6c 20 79 6f 75 20 61 74 20 74 68 65 | tell you at the| 00000aa0 20 6d 6f 6d 65 6e 74 2e 00 49 27 76 65 20 67 6f | moment..I've go| 00000ab0 74 20 73 6f 6d 65 74 68 69 6e 67 20 69 6e 20 6d |t something in m| 00000ac0 79 20 69 6e 76 65 6e 74 6f 72 79 20 74 68 61 74 |y inventory that| 00000ad0 20 79 6f 75 20 77 61 6e 74 2e 00 59 6f 75 20 6d | you want..You m| 00000ae0 61 79 20 68 61 76 65 20 61 6c 72 65 61 64 79 20 |ay have already | 00000af0 77 6f 6e 20 31 2c 30 30 30 2c 30 30 30 20 67 6f |won 1,000,000 go| 00000b00 6c 64 20 70 69 65 63 65 73 21 00 53 74 6f 70 20 |ld pieces!.Stop | 00000b10 77 61 73 74 69 6e 67 20 6d 79 20 74 69 6d 65 21 |wasting my time!| 00000b20 00 57 68 61 74 27 73 20 74 68 61 74 20 74 68 65 |.What's that the| 00000b30 6e 3f 00 45 72 2e 2e 2e 20 57 65 6c 6c 2e 2e 2e |n?.Er... Well...| 00000b40 00 43 6c 65 61 72 20 6f 66 66 2e 00 49 27 6d 20 |.Clear off..I'm | 00000b50 74 72 79 69 6e 67 20 74 6f 20 67 75 61 72 64 20 |trying to guard | 00000b60 74 68 65 73 65 20 67 65 6d 73 20 61 6e 64 20 79 |these gems and y| 00000b70 6f 75 27 72 65 20 64 69 73 74 72 61 63 74 69 6e |ou're distractin| 00000b80 67 20 6d 65 2e 00 48 65 27 73 20 67 75 61 72 64 |g me..He's guard| 00000b90 69 6e 67 20 61 20 68 75 67 65 20 70 69 6c 65 20 |ing a huge pile | 00000ba0 6f 66 20 67 65 6d 73 2e 00 41 20 68 75 67 65 20 |of gems..A huge | 00000bb0 70 69 6c 65 20 6f 66 20 73 70 61 72 6b 6c 69 6e |pile of sparklin| 00000bc0 67 20 67 65 6d 73 2e 00 57 68 61 74 27 73 20 74 |g gems..What's t| 00000bd0 68 69 73 3f 00 48 61 70 70 79 20 48 6f 75 72 20 |his?.Happy Hour | 00000be0 61 74 20 54 68 65 20 44 72 75 6e 6b 65 6e 20 44 |at The Drunken D| 00000bf0 72 75 69 64 21 00 41 6e 64 20 61 20 66 72 65 65 |ruid!.And a free| 00000c00 20 76 6f 75 63 68 65 72 21 00 48 6f 77 20 63 61 | voucher!.How ca| 00000c10 6e 20 49 20 65 76 65 72 20 72 65 70 61 79 20 79 |n I ever repay y| 00000c20 6f 75 3f 00 4e 69 63 65 20 70 69 6c 65 20 6f 66 |ou?.Nice pile of| 00000c30 20 67 65 6d 73 20 79 6f 75 20 67 6f 74 20 74 68 | gems you got th| 00000c40 65 72 65 2e 00 50 61 68 21 20 54 68 69 6e 6b 20 |ere..Pah! Think | 00000c50 6e 6f 74 68 69 6e 67 20 6f 66 20 69 74 2e 00 49 |nothing of it..I| 00000c60 27 6d 20 73 75 72 65 20 77 65 20 63 61 6e 20 63 |'m sure we can c| 00000c70 6f 6d 65 20 74 6f 20 73 6f 6d 65 20 61 72 72 61 |ome to some arra| 00000c80 6e 67 65 6d 65 6e 74 2e 00 4a 75 73 74 20 6f 6e |ngement..Just on| 00000c90 65 2c 20 74 68 6f 75 67 68 2e 00 54 68 65 20 6c |e, though..The l| 00000ca0 65 61 73 74 20 49 20 63 61 6e 20 64 6f 20 69 73 |east I can do is| 00000cb0 20 67 69 76 65 20 79 6f 75 20 61 20 67 65 6d 73 | give you a gems| 00000cc0 74 6f 6e 65 2e 00 49 6e 76 6f 6c 76 69 6e 67 20 |tone..Involving | 00000cd0 67 65 6d 73 20 62 79 20 61 6e 79 20 63 68 61 6e |gems by any chan| 00000ce0 63 65 3f 00 4f 4b 2e 00 4a 75 73 74 20 6f 6e 65 |ce?.OK..Just one| 00000cf0 20 74 68 6f 75 67 68 2e 00 48 65 72 65 20 79 6f | though..Here yo| 00000d00 75 20 61 72 65 2e 00 4e 6f 77 20 63 6c 65 61 72 |u are..Now clear| 00000d10 20 6f 66 66 2e 00 2e 2e 2e 2e 20 61 6e 64 20 73 | off...... and s| 00000d20 74 61 79 20 6f 75 74 21 00 43 6c 69 63 6b 00 59 |tay out!.Click.Y| 00000d30 65 73 2e 00 49 20 64 75 6e 6e 6f 2e 20 49 20 68 |es..I dunno. I h| 00000d40 6f 70 65 64 20 61 20 72 65 6c 65 76 61 6e 74 20 |oped a relevant | 00000d50 71 75 65 73 74 69 6f 6e 20 77 6f 75 6c 64 20 61 |question would a| 00000d60 70 70 65 61 72 2e 00 53 6f 2e 2e 2e 20 48 6f 77 |ppear..So... 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