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StarInfo/Wilson/!Toaster/!Help
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| Tape/disk: | Home » Archimedes archive » Acorn User » AU 1997-04 A.adf » Features1 |
| Filename: | StarInfo/Wilson/!Toaster/!Help |
| Read OK: | ✔ |
| File size: | 0392 bytes |
| Load address: | 0000 |
| Exec address: | 0000 |
File contents
TOASTER DRIVE EMULATOR - by Matthew Wilson
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE -
Double-click on the !Toaster icon.
Drag a piece of bread to the toaster on the iconbar.
Wait for about 5 seconds.
Drag the toast from the toaster to save it.
Drag the toast back to the toaster, and watch it burn.
KNOWN BUGS/FAULTS -
Unfortunately, I have been unable to complete in time a driver for
toasting crumpets. If anyone comes across/writes such a driver - DO NOT
HASITATE IN CONTACTING ME or the Acorn User Office (extension ACON).
LICENSING AGREEMENTS -
By de-archiving this program, you agree to these terms :
1) You must not curse this toaster for burning bread.
2) You must use the toaster at least once every purple moon.
These apply until you terminate the contract, by destroying all
copies of this toaster that you may have. 00000000 20 54 4f 41 53 54 45 52 20 44 52 49 56 45 20 45 | TOASTER DRIVE E| 00000010 4d 55 4c 41 54 4f 52 20 2d 20 62 79 20 4d 61 74 |MULATOR - by Mat| 00000020 74 68 65 77 20 57 69 6c 73 6f 6e 0a 2d 2d 2d 2d |thew Wilson.----| 00000030 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d 2d |----------------| 00000040 2d 2d 2d 2d 0a 0a 49 4e 53 54 52 55 43 54 49 4f |----..INSTRUCTIO| 00000050 4e 53 20 46 4f 52 20 55 53 45 20 2d 0a 20 20 20 |NS FOR USE -. | 00000060 20 20 20 20 20 44 6f 75 62 6c 65 2d 63 6c 69 63 | Double-clic| 00000070 6b 20 6f 6e 20 74 68 65 20 21 54 6f 61 73 74 65 |k on the !Toaste| 00000080 72 20 69 63 6f 6e 2e 0a 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 |r icon.. | 00000090 44 72 61 67 20 61 20 70 69 65 63 65 20 6f 66 20 |Drag a piece of | 000000a0 62 72 65 61 64 20 74 6f 20 74 68 65 20 74 6f 61 |bread to the toa| 000000b0 73 74 65 72 20 6f 6e 20 74 68 65 20 69 63 6f 6e |ster on the icon| 000000c0 62 61 72 2e 0a 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 57 61 69 |bar.. Wai| 000000d0 74 20 66 6f 72 20 61 62 6f 75 74 20 35 20 73 65 |t for about 5 se| 000000e0 63 6f 6e 64 73 2e 0a 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 44 |conds.. D| 000000f0 72 61 67 20 74 68 65 20 74 6f 61 73 74 20 66 72 |rag the toast fr| 00000100 6f 6d 20 74 68 65 20 74 6f 61 73 74 65 72 20 74 |om the toaster t| 00000110 6f 20 73 61 76 65 20 69 74 2e 0a 20 20 20 20 20 |o save it.. | 00000120 20 20 20 44 72 61 67 20 74 68 65 20 74 6f 61 73 | Drag the toas| 00000130 74 20 62 61 63 6b 20 74 6f 20 74 68 65 20 74 6f |t back to the to| 00000140 61 73 74 65 72 2c 20 61 6e 64 20 77 61 74 63 68 |aster, and watch| 00000150 20 69 74 20 62 75 72 6e 2e 0a 0a 4b 4e 4f 57 4e | it burn...KNOWN| 00000160 20 42 55 47 53 2f 46 41 55 4c 54 53 20 2d 0a 20 | BUGS/FAULTS -. | 00000170 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 55 6e 66 6f 72 74 75 6e 61 | Unfortuna| 00000180 74 65 6c 79 2c 20 49 20 68 61 76 65 20 62 65 65 |tely, I have bee| 00000190 6e 20 75 6e 61 62 6c 65 20 74 6f 20 63 6f 6d 70 |n unable to comp| 000001a0 6c 65 74 65 20 69 6e 20 74 69 6d 65 20 61 20 64 |lete in time a d| 000001b0 72 69 76 65 72 20 66 6f 72 0a 74 6f 61 73 74 69 |river for.toasti| 000001c0 6e 67 20 63 72 75 6d 70 65 74 73 2e 20 49 66 20 |ng crumpets. If | 000001d0 61 6e 79 6f 6e 65 20 63 6f 6d 65 73 20 61 63 72 |anyone comes acr| 000001e0 6f 73 73 2f 77 72 69 74 65 73 20 73 75 63 68 20 |oss/writes such | 000001f0 61 20 64 72 69 76 65 72 20 2d 20 44 4f 20 4e 4f |a driver - DO NO| 00000200 54 0a 48 41 53 49 54 41 54 45 20 49 4e 20 43 4f |T.HASITATE IN CO| 00000210 4e 54 41 43 54 49 4e 47 20 4d 45 20 6f 72 20 74 |NTACTING ME or t| 00000220 68 65 20 41 63 6f 72 6e 20 55 73 65 72 20 4f 66 |he Acorn User Of| 00000230 66 69 63 65 20 28 65 78 74 65 6e 73 69 6f 6e 20 |fice (extension | 00000240 41 43 4f 4e 29 2e 0a 0a 4c 49 43 45 4e 53 49 4e |ACON)...LICENSIN| 00000250 47 20 41 47 52 45 45 4d 45 4e 54 53 20 2d 0a 20 |G AGREEMENTS -. | 00000260 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 42 79 20 64 65 2d 61 72 63 | By de-arc| 00000270 68 69 76 69 6e 67 20 74 68 69 73 20 70 72 6f 67 |hiving this prog| 00000280 72 61 6d 2c 20 79 6f 75 20 61 67 72 65 65 20 74 |ram, you agree t| 00000290 6f 20 74 68 65 73 65 20 74 65 72 6d 73 20 3a 0a |o these terms :.| 000002a0 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 31 29 20 59 6f | 1) Yo| 000002b0 75 20 6d 75 73 74 20 6e 6f 74 20 63 75 72 73 65 |u must not curse| 000002c0 20 74 68 69 73 20 74 6f 61 73 74 65 72 20 66 6f | this toaster fo| 000002d0 72 20 62 75 72 6e 69 6e 67 20 62 72 65 61 64 2e |r burning bread.| 000002e0 0a 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 32 29 20 59 |. 2) Y| 000002f0 6f 75 20 6d 75 73 74 20 75 73 65 20 74 68 65 20 |ou must use the | 00000300 74 6f 61 73 74 65 72 20 61 74 20 6c 65 61 73 74 |toaster at least| 00000310 20 6f 6e 63 65 20 65 76 65 72 79 20 70 75 72 70 | once every purp| 00000320 6c 65 20 6d 6f 6f 6e 2e 0a 54 68 65 73 65 20 61 |le moon..These a| 00000330 70 70 6c 79 20 75 6e 74 69 6c 20 79 6f 75 20 74 |pply until you t| 00000340 65 72 6d 69 6e 61 74 65 20 74 68 65 20 63 6f 6e |erminate the con| 00000350 74 72 61 63 74 2c 20 62 79 20 64 65 73 74 72 6f |tract, by destro| 00000360 79 69 6e 67 20 61 6c 6c 0a 63 6f 70 69 65 73 20 |ying all.copies | 00000370 6f 66 20 74 68 69 73 20 74 6f 61 73 74 65 72 20 |of this toaster | 00000380 74 68 61 74 20 79 6f 75 20 6d 61 79 20 68 61 76 |that you may hav| 00000390 65 2e |e.| 00000392
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