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Filename: L/+WILLWA
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File size: 1219 bytes
Load address: 2B204556
Exec address: 4C4C4957
File contents

HELLO EVERYONE! My name is Will Watts (just like Michael Caine but com-
pletely different) and, for the benefit of those who don't know, I 
should explain that I started the Electron User Group in June 1991 and
edited the first thirteen issues before handing things over to Gus 
Dnnachaidh in 1994.
   The first eight issues of EUG were paper-based "magazines", but when
the cost (and hassle) of photocopying became too much, I thought it best
that we move to disk. I should also point out that during this change-
over I received invaluable help from Richard Dimond and (ex-member) 
Derek Walker as well as many other people.
   You may be interested to hear that our new(ish) editor Dave Edwards
has plans to transfer (transcribe?!) those early paper beauties onto 
disk, making them available as back issues. I hope he intends to put a
health warning on them!
   Our editor requested that I write a piece for inclusion in this, the
landmark fiftieth issue of EUG, and I understand that Gus will be 
writing something too. Without detracting from Dave's exciting new 
innovations and infectious enthusiasm, I think Gus is the person we 
should all be thanking at this moment. He kept things ticking over for a
very long time and, in collaboration with Richard Dimond, made many
improvements to the EUG disks.
   Dave - and several other people - have asked how I feel about the way
EUG has developed since I bowed out. Well, on the whole I've been quite
pleased with the way things have gone. Gus created stability and brought
new members on board - many of whom were refugees from other 8-bit 
groups which folded. With no commercial companies now supporting the
Elk/BBC directly (as far as I know!) [Superior do! - Ed], everything is
up for grabs and, under Dave Edwards' administration, it looks like 
'protected' software will be cracked and distributed! Then there's this
new-fangled Internet thingy...!
   So, with Dave Edwards as the new skipper at the helm and Gus Donna-
chaidh as the 'glue' that held things together for so long, I have to
see MYSELF as a brief piece of ancient history!
   I'll leave the other two Eds to ponder the growth and future of EUG 
and explain why I started the thing in the first place...
   When ELECTRON USER magazine (Database, later Europress, Publications)
rolled off the press for the last time, I was a bit stunned, along with
many other Electron owners. THE MICRO USER magazine had promised to 
cater for Elk users but made no great effort because, like ACORN USER
magazine, it was rushing to cater for the expanding Archimedes market.
   However, Europress invited ex-EU readers to subscribe to what it
described as a "BRILL!" new magazine called LET'S COMPUTE! So, partly 
against my better judgement, I sent off my subscription and in due 
course, the LET'S COMPUTE! club pack arrived. The pack consisted of a
folder containing - amongst other things - a paper baseball cap, a badge
and a red plastic ruler (or 'rule' if you want to be pedantic). I 
remember my partner Alison trying very hard not to laugh as she watched
a hulking great (then) 35 year old examing goodies suitable for a kid of
eight.
   There was only one course of action. Very solemnly, I put the paper
hat on my head, pinned the badge to my shirt, held the red plastic ruler
like a baton and marched around the room singing, "Let's Compute! Let's
Compute!" to no particular tune. At this point Alison's composure began
to crumble. It's true what they say, you know. "If you can make a woman
laugh..."
   I think that was the turning point. LET'S COMPUTE! could not, and 
WOULD not, be the end of the line for the Electron. Someone HAD to do
something! So, I took the bull by the horns, grasped the nettle with 
both hands, put my nose to the grindstone, shoulder to the wheel, 
stiffened my upper lip, took a deep breath, girded my loins, threw
caution to the wind, put my whole self in and did the Hokey Cokey. I was
knackered. The rest is history.
   There can be no doubt that running EUG is a labour of love. It can be
very rewarding and great fun at times but there is still an awful lot of
boring hard slog involved. I'm glad I don't have to do it any more and 
my hat (NOT the one from the LET'S COMPUTE! club pack) is off to Gus and
Dave for all their hard work.
   Well, I think that's quite enough from me for now. It only remains to
congratulate everyone who has had a hand in keeping EUG going - onwards
and upwards! Here's to the NEXT fifty issues!
                                                              Will Watts
                          134 Great Knightleys, Basildon, ESSEX SS15 5HQ
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