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| Filename: | I/OUTCIN2 |
| Read OK: | ✔ |
| File size: | 1FD0 bytes |
| Load address: | FFFF2000 |
| Exec address: | FFFF8023 |
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File contents
10REM SUNDAY ELK Version "OUTCINE2"
20P=1:Q=1:R=1:S=1:U=1:V=1:W=1:X=1:VDU23;8202;0;0;0;0;
40DEFPROCP:FORT=1TO30:NEXT:ENDPROC
50DEFPROCX:FORT=1TO550:NEXT:ENDPROC
60DEFPROCQ:FORT=1TO400:NEXT:ENDPROC
70DEFFNt(A$):PRINTTAB(21-LENA$/2,5);:=A$
80DEFFNw(A$):PRINTTAB(21-LENA$/2,11);:=A$
90DEFFNd(A$):PRINTTAB(20-LENA$/2,25);:=A$
100DEFPROCC:FORA=23TO30:PRINTTAB(0,A)"�"SPC(38)"�";:NEXT:PRINTTAB(0,11)"�"SPC(38)"�":ENDPROC
110DEFPROCD:FORT=1TOB%:NEXT:PRINTTAB(1,25)SPC(38)TAB(1,11)SPC(38):FORT=1TO175:NEXT:ENDPROC
750GOTO1200
760DEFPROCb:PROCQ:PRINTTAB(20,19)"�"TAB(20,20)"�":PROCD:ENDPROC
770DEFPROCc:PROCQ:PRINTTAB(20,19)"�"TAB(20,20)"�":ENDPROC
780DEFPROCM:A%=A%+1:VDU23,140,165,165,165,165,165,165,189,189,23,141,165,165,165,165,189,189,189,189,23,142,165,165,189,189,189,189,189,189,23,143,189,189,189,189,189,189,189,189
790IFA%=1PRINTTAB(32,19)"�":U%=30
800IFA%=2PRINTTAB(32,19)"�":U%=29
810IFA%=3PRINTTAB(32,19)"�":U%=28
820IFA%=4PRINTTAB(32,19)"�":U%=27
830IFA%=5PRINTTAB(32,18)"�":U%=26
840IFA%=6PRINTTAB(32,18)"�":U%=25
850IFA%=7PRINTTAB(32,18)"�":U%=24
860IFA%=8PRINTTAB(32,18)"�":U%=23
870IFA%=9PRINTTAB(32,17)"�":U%=22
880IFA%=10PRINTTAB(32,17)"�":U%=21
890IFA%=11PRINTTAB(32,17)"�":U%=20
900IFA%=12PRINTTAB(32,17)"�":U%=19
910IFA%=13PRINTTAB(32,16)"�":U%=18
920IFA%=14PRINTTAB(32,16)"�":U%=17
930IFA%=15PRINTTAB(32,16)"�":U%=16
940IFA%=16PRINTTAB(32,16)"�":U%=15
950IFA%=17PRINTTAB(32,15)"�":U%=14
960IFA%=18PRINTTAB(32,15)"�":U%=13
961IFA%=19PRINTTAB(32,15)"�":U%=12
962IFA%=20PRINTTAB(32,15)"�":U%=11
963IFA%=21PRINTTAB(32,14)"�":U%=10
964IFA%=22PRINTTAB(32,14)"�":U%=9
965IFA%=23PRINTTAB(32,14)"�":U%=8
966IFA%=24PRINTTAB(32,14)"�":FORS=1TO7
970IFA%=24SOUND1,-15,68,7:SOUND1,-15,72,7:NEXTS:CHAIN"WEM1" ELSE SOUND1,-15,68,U%:SOUND1,-15,72,U%:ENDPROC
980ENDPROC
990DEFPROCd:IFP=1PRINTTAB(0,23)"�"SPC(38)"�"
1000IFQ=1PRINTTAB(0,24)"�"SPC(38)"�"
1010IFR=1PRINTTAB(0,25)"�"SPC(38)"�"
1020IFS=1PRINTTAB(0,26)"�"SPC(38)"�"
1030IFU=1PRINTTAB(0,27)"�"SPC(38)"�"
1040IFV=1PRINTTAB(0,28)"�"SPC(38)"�"
1050IFW=1PRINTTAB(0,29)"�"SPC(38)"�"
1060IFX=1PRINTTAB(0,30)"�"SPC(38)"�";
1070PRINTTAB(36,31)"���";TAB(0,23):P=1:Q=1:R=1:S=1:U=1:V=1:W=1:X=1:ENDPROC
1080DEFPROCI:REPEAT:a%=INSTR("1234",GET$):UNTILa%:ENDPROC
1090DEFPROCJ:REPEAT:a%=INSTR("123",GET$):UNTILa%:ENDPROC
1100,1130
1110PRINTTAB(0,D)"� �";:D=D+1
1120IFD=31PRINTTAB(36,D)"���"TAB(2,11)" ":ENDPROC
1130GOTO1110
1140DEFPROCo
1150PROCd:PRINTTAB(36,31)"���";:I=GET
1160PRINTTAB(36,31)"���";:IFI=13PROCC:PROCj:GOTOa ELSE GOTOb
1180DEFPROCR:X=1:W=1:VDU5:GCOL91,0:MOVE0,0:PRINT''''''''''''''''''''''''" Possible responses:":VDU4:ENDPROC
1200PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�What, being able to open doors with"'"�your chin?"'"�What, never being pestered by boys for��dates?"'"�I've already SEEN ""Wayne's World""!"'"�You don't look as old as US!":PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:S=0:x=40
1210IFa%=2U=0:V=0:x=30
1220IFa%=3W=0:x=20
1230IFa%=4X=0:x=10
1240a=1250:b=1200:PROCo
1250IFa%=1PROCM:PRINTFNw("'Shut up!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("Ignore him, Clair."):PROCD:GOTO1330
1260IFa%=2PROCM:PRINTFNw("'I KNOW what ya're insinuating!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'I have plenty of boyfriends!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNd(" Yeah, I suppose ya're right!"):PROCD:PRINTFNd(" It's not like ya have to..."):PROCD:GOTO1290
1270IFa%=3PRINTFNw("Oh, have you?"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("Bang goes that idea then!"):PROCD:FORT=1TO4000:NEXT:PRINTFNw("'Tracy's a bit scared of being...'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'...kicked out, Dave!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("It would be EMBARRASING!"):PROCQ:GOTO1500
1280IFa%=4PRINTFNw("'I do so!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'It's not in the height, ya know -'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'Age is in ma profile!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("That's what I say!"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("WE don't look mature enough to pass!"):PROCD:GOTO1330
1290PRINTFNd(" ...gatecrash other people's dates!"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'Look, Tracy INVITED ma!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("Yeah, Dave!"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("I suppose you want me to ask YOU..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("...before I do anything, don't you?"):PROCD
1300PRINTFNw("It's my life!"):PROCD:IFC%=1PRINTFNw("You're just a possesive bastard!") ELSE PRINTFNw("You're just a possesive scumbag!")
1310PROCD:PRINTFNd(" Oh, brother!"):PROCD:PRINTTAB(1,11)"'And I HAVE offered to let ya two...'":PROCD:PRINTFNw("'...lovebirds see a different film!'"):GOTO1320
1320PROCD:FORT=1TO1000:NEXT:PRINTFNw("How 'bout it?"):GOTO1340
1330FORT=1TO1000:NEXT:PRINTFNw("How 'bout ""Wayne's World"", Dave?")
1340PROCQ
1350PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�Look, I'll consider ""Wayne's World"""'"�if they catch us out, right?"
1360IFH%=1PRINT"�I've got my fake birth certificate if ��the worst comes to the worst!" ELSE PRINT"�Chill out! Everyone feels scared the ��first time they lie to authority!"
1370PRINT"�How 'bout a good snog, Tracy?!"'"�I'm all for getting rid of Clair (...)":PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:S=0:x=10
1380IFa%=2U=0:V=0:x=30
1390IFa%=3W=0:x=40
1400IFa%=4X=0:x=20
1410a=1420:b=1350:PROCo
1420IFa%=1PRINTFNw("'They WILL catch ya out!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("It'll be EMBARRASING, Dave!"):PROCD:PRINTTAB(1,11)"(It's bad enough I'm with YOU anyway!)":GOTO1490
1430IFa%=2 AND H%=1 PRINTFNw("Will it work?"):PROCD:PRINTFNd(" Of course it will!"):PROCb:PRINTFNd(" There is absolutely NO way to..."):PROCD:PRINTFNd("...distinguish this from an original!"):PROCD:PROCc:GOTO1590
1440IFa%=2 PRINTFNw("I guess I am getting a bit panicky..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("...but I don't want to look stupid!"):PROCD:PRINTTAB(1,11)"(It's bad enough I'm with YOU anyway!)":GOTO1490
1450IFa%=3PROCM:PRINTFNw("How 'bout a good SMACK?!"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'Can't ya tell that Tracy's scared?'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("It's just going to be so..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("...EMBARRASING if we get kicked out!"):GOTO1490
1460IFa%=4PRINTFNd(" ...but the day that I sit and..."):PROCD:PROCM
1470IFC%=1PRINTFNd(" ...watch that fucking excuse for..."):PROCD:PRINTFNd(" ...a comedy, is the day I fuck HER!"):PROCM ELSE PRINTFNd(" ...watch something as miserable..."):PROCD:PRINTFNd("...as that film TWICE is my dying day!")
1480PROCD:PRINTFNw("Well, that's very nice, dear..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("...but what if they see through us?!")
1490PROCQ
1500PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�(Reassurance) I've already seen five ��'15'-rated films here this week."'"�I think watching ""Wayne's World"" would��be the ULTIMATE embarrasment!"
1510IFH%=1PRINT"�Read my birth certificate and weep,"'"�girls!":GOTO1540
1520IFC%=1PRINT"�I'm not watching a crap film, just" ELSE PRINT"�I'm not watching a crud film, just"
1530PRINT"�'cause Clair might not pass as fifteen";
1540PROCJ:IFa%=1R=0:S=0:x=30
1550IFa%=2U=0:V=0:x=20
1560IFa%=3W=0:X=0:x=20
1570a=1580:b=1500:PROCo
1580IFa%=1PRINTFNw("'See, they do let ANYBODY in, Tracy!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("(Heh, heh, heh!)"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'(Heh, heh, heh!)'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("But seriously, Sammie says they..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("...ask for PROOF of your age!"):GOTO1740
1590IFa%=2PRINTFNw("'He's got a point there, Tracy.'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'If ya're cool with everything...'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'...they'll easily let ya in!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("Oh, God, alright!"):PROCE
1600IFa%=3ANDH%=1PRINTFNw("'Ooooohh, let me see!'"):PROCb:PRINTFNw("'""March the seventh...""'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'...""1977""?!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNd(" Subtly dated back a year!"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("Well, that's GREAT!"):PROCD:GOTO1620
1610IFa%=3PROCM:FORT=1TO2000:NEXT:PRINTFNw("Actually, I was thinking more..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("...about myself!"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("I haven't got a fake certificate..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("...and Sammie says they ask for..."):PROCD:GOTO1730
1620PRINTFNw("Clair's old enough to get in..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("...and you've got your certificate..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("...but what am I supposed to do?"):PROCQ
1630PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�You'll have to use sexual favours!"'"�Well, get kicked out, basically!"'"�Don't worry, I've got this only for"'"�insurance! I've never had to USE it! ��Good point. Tracy, you're packed. Do"
1640PRINT"�you wanna go out with me, Clair?":PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:x=30
1650IFa%=2S=0:x=20
1660IFa%=3U=0:V=0:x=30
1670IFa%=4W=0:X=0:x=50
1680a=1690:b=1630:PROCo:PROCc
1690IFa%=1PROCM:PRINTFNw("Don't make me laugh!"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("Shut UP, Clair!"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("Let's get this over with!"):PROCE
1700IFa%=2PROCM:PRINTFNw("Oh, yeah?"):PROCE
1710IFa%=3PRINTFNw("I'm still not sure."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'Oh, for God's sake!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'Come on!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'If ya don't come now...'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'...we'll miss the beginning!'"):PROCE
1720IFa%=4PROCM:PRINTFNw("'No, I don't!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("Now, you've lost us BOTH, Dave!"):PROCD:PRINTFNd(" Oh."):PROCE
1730PRINTFNw("...PROOF of your age!")
1740PROCQ
1750PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�They've never asked ME for proof!"'"�Well, you'd need a special one for"'"�your physical age of fourteen,but sex-��ual age of four!"
1760IFH%=1PRINT"�Well, why didn't you bring a fake"'"�birth-certificate like me!" ELSE PRINT"�I have a fake birth-certificate some- ��times, but I forgot it today!"
1770PROCJ:IFa%=1R=0:x=10
1780IFa%=2S=0:U=0:V=0:x=30
1790IFa%=3W=0:X=0:x=40
1800a=1810:b=1750:PROCo
1810IFa%=1PRINTFNw("'They WILL let ya in, Tracy!'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("Oh, God, alright -"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("- but if they WON'T, I'm holding..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("...you two completely responsible!"):PROCE
1820IFa%=2PROCM:PRINTFNw("Oh, Mr. COMEDIAN himself!"):PROCE
1830IFa%=3ANDH%=1PRINTFNw("Well, erm..."):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'Look, us gals don't need no...'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'...fake things to get us in.'"):PROCD:PRINTFNw("'Our smiles just melt men's hearts!'"):PROCE
1840IFa%=3ANDH%=0PRINTFNw("That was wise."):PROCD:PRINTFNd(" I know."):PROCE
1850DEFPROCE:PROCD:PRINTFNt(" "):PROCQ:PRINTFNt("LOADING!"):CHAIN"WAYIN1A"
4000DEFPROCj:IFX%<10 p=38:q=9:GOTO4060
4010IFX%<100 p=37:q=99:GOTO4060
4020IFX%<1000 p=36:q=999:GOTO4060
4030IFX%<10000 p=35:q=9999:GOTO4060
4040IFX%<100000 p=34:q=99999:GOTO4060
4050IFX%=100000 ENDPROC
4060r=q+1:FORX=1TOx:X%=X%+1:IFX%=10 OR X%=100 OR X%=1000 OR X%=10000 OR X%=100000 p=p-1
4070PRINTTAB(p,1);X%:FORT=1TO5:NEXT:NEXT:ENDPROC
4080ENDPROC
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��d(" ...gatecrash other people's dates!"):�D:�w("'Look, Tracy INVITED ma!'"):�D:�w("Yeah, Dave!"):�D:�w("I suppose you want me to ask YOU..."):�D:�w("...before I do anything, don't you?"):�D
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���a%=2 �w("I guess I am getting a bit panicky..."):�D:�w("...but I don't want to look stupid!"):�D:�1,11)"(It's bad enough I'm with YOU anyway!)":�dRE
���a%=3�M:�w("How 'bout a good SMACK?!"):�D:�w("'Can't ya tell that Tracy's scared?'"):�D:�w("It's just going to be so..."):�D:�w("...EMBARRASING if we get kicked out!"):�dRE
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6��a%=2�w("'He's got a point there, Tracy.'"):�D:�w("'If ya're cool with everything...'"):�D:�w("'...they'll easily let ya in!'"):�D:�w("Oh, God, alright!"):�E
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