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| Filename: | G/M/C/BARWIK |
| Read OK: | ✔ |
| File size: | 1F0C bytes |
| Load address: | FFFF0E00 |
| Exec address: | FFFF802B |
File contents
10REM SUNDAY Version 5.2 "BARWIK"
20P=1:Q=1:R=1:S=1:U=1:V=1:W=1:X=1:*FX200,1
30IFO%=0GOTO40 ELSE GOTO 660
40PRINTFNw("Um, hi!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Get outa ma way!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'(Scuffle)'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Is that YA, Wylie?'")
50PROCD
60PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�Ah...Is Tracy there?"'"�Hello, Clair Barwick! Happy?"'"�What is GOING ON there?"'"�(Gruff voice) This IS Ste Wylie,"'"�what's it to you?!":PROCi:IFa%=1R=0:x=20
70IFa%=2S=0:x=30
80IFa%=3U=0:x=10
90IFa%=4V=0:W=0:x=40
100a=110:b=60:PROCO
110IFa%=1PRINTFNw("'Oh, begger!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Tracy, it's ya pratt of an ex!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Ya'd better come back here...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...and talk to him.'"):PROCP:GOTO380
120IFa%=2PRINTFNw("'No, I'm NOT bloody happy!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Have ya SEEN Steven Wylie?!'"):PROCP:GOTO350
130IFa%=3PRINTFNw("'It's that David character!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Ya can tell him what's going on...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...if ya want a PUNCH!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'(Smash!)'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Clair, will you calm down?"):PROCP:GOTO340
140IFa%=4PRINTFNw("'What's it to MA?!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'I'll tell ya what it is to MA!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'We were SUPPOSED to be going out...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...TONIGHT...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...to celebrate our sixty days...'")
150PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...anniversary!'"):PROCP:PROCL:PRINTFNw("'Ya don't even REMEMBER, d'ya?'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Why, if bullets could travel...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...down phonelines,..'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...I'd fire a round of ma dad's...'")
160PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...AK47 machine guns'...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...right into ya EAR!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'And ANOTHER thing...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...I heard ya've been two-timing...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...ma with that SLIMY Rachel...'"):PROCP
170PRINTFNw("'...and if I find out that's true...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...I may not be responsible for...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...ma actions!'"):PROCP:PROCL:PRINTFNw("'Ya see...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...I love ya.'"):PROCP
180PRINTFNw("'I really love ya!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'But ya haven't been out with ma...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...for ages now!'"):PROCP:PROCL:PRINTFNw("'Okay, what's ya excuse?'")
190PROCD
200PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�I'm not Steven Wylie."'"�Could you repeat that. I fell asleep! ��Well, I'm sorry but (the) Rak has"'"�better tits than you!"'"�That was GREAT! I guarantee that will ��put down the REAL Wylie!":PROCi:IFa%=1R=0:x=10
210IFa%=2S=0:x=20
220IFa%=3U=0:V=0:x=40
230IFa%=4W=0:X=0:x=30
240a=250:b=200:PROCO
250IFa%=1PRINTFNw("'Well, that's original, but...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...but...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...ya're NOT Steven Wylie?!!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("No, but it WAS a good impression!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Ooooooohhhh!!!!'"):PROCP:GOTO310
260IFa%=2PRINTFNw("'This ain't Wylie!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Right on, sister!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Ya want my sister, don't ya...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...David EDWARDS?!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Well, I hestitate to say it, but..."):GOTO320
270IFa%=3PRINTFNw("'(Fume!)'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'I hate ya.'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'I REALLY hate ya!'"):PROCP:PROCL:PRINTFNw("'I could take up body-building!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("But you haven't got any to build-up!"):PROCP:GOTO290
280IFa%=4PRINTFNw("'Ya not making any friends here...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...I hope ya know that, David!'"):GOTO320
290PRINTFNw("'(Suspicious pause)'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Ya mean that I'm as scrawny as...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...that David character that ma...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...sister used to go out with?'"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("I BEG YOUR PARDON!"):PROCP
300PRINTFNw("'I THOUGHT so!'"):GOTO320
310PRINTFNw("'NOW I'm REALLY mad!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Judging by that rampant burbling..."):PROCP:PRINTFNd("...when you answered, I'D say..."):PROCP:PRINTFNd("...you've been mad a long, long time!"):PROCP
320PROCP:PRINTFNw("'TRACY! Git down 'ere!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Ya EX is plugging up my call!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Ooh!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Shaddup!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Oi!'"):PROCP
321IFC%=1PRINTFNw("'OI! Turd-virgin!'"):PROCP ELSE PRINTFNw("'OI! ""Deafy-Tracy""!'"):PROCP
330PRINTFNw("'I've never seen ya, Dave...'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'...but I think I hate ya!'"):GOTO390
340IFC%=1PRINTFNw("'Get the phone, turd-virgin!'"):GOTO390 ELSE PRINTFNw("'Get the phone, ""Deafy-Tracy""!'"):GOTO390
350IFC%=1PRINTFNd("Once or twice, yes!"):PROCP:PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Oh, ya funny FUCKER!'"):PROCP
360PRINTFNw("'We had a date tonight!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'And that MUTHA stood ma up!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Can't say I blame him!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Shaddup!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'NO-ONE does that to a Barwick!'"):PROCP
361PRINTFNw("'I shall revenge our kind!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Look, I don't want to talk to YOU!"):PROCP:PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Oh, all right then.'")
370PROCP:PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Oi!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'Come back here!'"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("'It is ACTUALLY for YA!'"):PROCP:GOTO381
380PRINTFNd("I've never actually SEEN this..."):PROCP:PRINTFNd("...infamous sister of Tracy's!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("But I think I hate her!"):PROCP
381IFC%=1PRINTFNw("'Oi, turd-virgin!'") ELSE PRINTFNw("'Oi, ""Deafy-Tracy""!'")
390PROCP:PROCL:PRINTFNw("Um, hi, Dave!")
400PROCD
410PROCR:X=1:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�You allow yourself to be called ";:IFC%=1PRINT"""Turd-��virgin""?!"ELSEPRINT'"�""DEAFY-Tracy""?!"
411PRINT"�Life not dandy for Clair, then?"'"�You feel like a date with the hunkiest��guy in town?"'"�Um, bye!":PROCi:IFa%=1R=0:S=0:x=40
420IFa%=2U=0:x=10
430IFa%=3V=0:W=0:x=20
440IFa%=4X=0:x=30
450a=460:b=410:O%=1:PROCO
460IFa%=1PRINTFNw("You should know."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("You called me a lot worse!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Alright, alright."):PROCP:PRINTFNd("I want us to forget all that!"):PROCP:GOTO510
470IFa%=2PRINTFNw("Tell me about it!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("She's been smashing up the house..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...since he stood her up!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("So..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...you're gonna ask me out, right?"):PROCP:GOTO500
480IFa%=3PRINTFNw("William King?!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd(" No, me!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Oh..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...oh, all right."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Just..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...once..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...more!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Great!"):GOTO510
490IFa%=4PRINTFNw("Did you forget to phone the..."):PROCE
500PRINTFNd("You? Seriously?"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Ha, ha, ha -"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("I mean, yeah!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("You can see right THROUGH me!")
510PROCP:PRINTFNd("How about a trip to the cinema?"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("What films are on?")
520IFP%=1GOTO620
525PROCD
530IFP%=0PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�Erm...films?"'"�I don't know. I thought YOU'D know!"'"�I have no idea."'"�I'll find out then ring you back!":PROCi:IFa%=1R=0:x=20
540IFa%=2S=0:x=10
550IFa%=3U=0:x=30
560IFa%=4V=0:x=40
570O%=1:a=580:b=530:PROCO
580IFa%=1PRINTFNw("Yes."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("What I'll have to WATCH!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Oh, I didn't find out what was..."):PROCP:PRINTFNd("...on in case you didn't want to go!"):PROCP:a%=3:GOTO600
590IFa%=2PRINTFNw("Well, I don't!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Find out then ring me back!")
600IFa%=3PRINTFNw("Well, find out..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...then ring me back!")
610IFa%=4PRINTFNw("Okay!")
615PROCE
620PROCP:PRINTFNd("""The Lawnmower Man""!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("(Certificate 15)"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("You mean that new Stephen King..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...movie with state-of-the-art..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...computer-generated cyber-graphics?"):PROCP:GOTO630
630PRINTFNw("You bet!"):PROCP:x=100:PROCj:PRINTFNw("Does the two o' clock showing..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...start at two o' clock?"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Erm..."):PROCP:PRINTFNd("...y..e..s...!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("We'll set off to Middlesbrough..."):PROCP
640PRINTFNd("...about quarter past one from..."):PROCP:PRINTFNd("...Redcar East then..."):PROCP:PRINTFNd("...and I'll pay you in!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Oh, thanks!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("That's okay."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Well..."):PROCP
650PRINTFNw("...I'm going back to bed now."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Goodnight."):PROCP:PRINTFNd(" 'Night."):O%=2:PROCU
660PRINTFNw("Um, hi, Dave!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("What's on?")
670IFP%=0PROCP:PRINTFNd("I haven't phoned yet!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("My memory phone-buttons are in a..."):PROCP:PRINTFNd("...bit of a mess!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("I pressed the wrong one."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Well, bye!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd("Sorry!"):PROCU
680IFP%=1GOTO620
690DEFPROCi:REPEAT:a%=INSTR("1234",GET$):UNTILa%:ENDPROC
700DEFPROCC:D=23
710PRINTTAB(0,D)"� �";
720D=D+1
730IFD=31PRINTTAB(36,D)"���"TAB(2,11)" ":ENDPROC
740GOTO710
750DEFPROCP:FORT=1TOB%:NEXT:PROCC:FORT=1TO300:NEXT:ENDPROC
760DEFPROCQ:FORT=1TOB%:NEXT:PRINTFNw(" "):PROCC:ENDPROC
770DEFPROCD:FORT=1TO600:NEXT:ENDPROC
805DEFPROCU:FORT=1TO1600:NEXT:SOUND0,-15,1,1:Z%=1:CHAIN"PHONE2"
810DEFPROCO:PROCd:PRINTTAB(36,31)"���";:I=GET:PRINTTAB(36,31)"���";:IFI=13PROCC:PROCj:GOTOa ELSE GOTOb
820DEFPROCd:IFP=1PRINTTAB(0,23)"�"SPC(38)
830IFQ=1PRINTTAB(0,24)"�"SPC(38)
840IFR=1PRINTTAB(0,25)"�"SPC(38)
850IFS=1PRINTTAB(0,26)"�"SPC(38)
860IFU=1PRINTTAB(0,27)"�"SPC(38)
870IFV=1PRINTTAB(0,28)"�"SPC(38)
880IFW=1PRINTTAB(0,29)"�"SPC(38)
890IFX=1PRINTTAB(0,30)"�"SPC(38)
900PRINTTAB(36,31)"���";TAB(0,23):P=1:Q=1:R=1:S=1:U=1:V=1:W=1:X=1:ENDPROC
910DEFPROCi:REPEAT:a%=INSTR("1234",GET$):UNTILa%:ENDPROC
990DEFFNt(A$):PRINTTAB(21-LENA$/2,5);:=A$
1000DEFFNw(A$):PRINTTAB(21-LENA$/2,11);:=A$
1010DEFFNd(A$):PRINTTAB(20-LENA$/2,25);:=A$
1020DEFPROCR:X=1:W=1:VDU5:GCOL111,0:PRINTTAB(11,23)"Possible responses:":GCOL112,0:VDU4:ENDPROC
1030DEFPROCL:FORT=1TO3500:NEXT:ENDPROC
1680DEFPROCj:IFX%<10 p=38:q=9:GOTO1740
1690IFX%<100 p=37:q=99:GOTO1740
1700IFX%<1000 p=36:q=999:GOTO1740
1710IFX%<10000 p=35:q=9999:GOTO1740
1720IFX%<100000 p=34:q=99999:GOTO1740
1730IFX%=100000 ENDPROC
1740r=q+1:FORX=1TOx:X%=X%+1:IFX%=10 OR X%=100 OR X%=1000 OR X%=10000 OR X%=100000 p=p-1
1750PRINTTAB(p,1);X%:FORT=1TO10:NEXT:NEXT:ENDPROC
1760ENDPROC
2000DEFPROCE:Z%=1:FORT=1TO1000:NEXT:CHAIN"PHONE2"
!� SUNDAY Version 5.2 "BARWIK"
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<��R:�0,25)"�Ah...Is Tracy there?"'"�Hello, Clair Barwick! Happy?"'"�What is GOING ON there?"'"�(Gruff voice) This IS Ste Wylie,"'"�what's it to you?!":�i:�a%=1R=0:x=20
F�a%=2S=0:x=30
P�a%=3U=0:x=10
Z�a%=4V=0:W=0:x=40
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n��a%=1�w("'Oh, begger!'"):�P:�w("'Tracy, it's ya pratt of an ex!'"):�P:�w("'Ya'd better come back here...'"):�P:�w("'...and talk to him.'"):�P:�D|A
x\�a%=2�w("'No, I'm NOT bloody happy!'"):�P:�w("'Have ya SEEN Steven Wylie?!'"):�P:�D^A
���a%=3�w("'It's that David character!'"):�P:�w("'Ya can tell him what's going on...'"):�P:�w("'...if ya want a PUNCH!'"):�P:�w("'(Smash!)'"):�P:�w("Clair, will you calm down?"):�P:�DTA
���a%=4�w("'What's it to MA?!'"):�P:�w("'I'll tell ya what it is to MA!'"):�P:�w("'We were SUPPOSED to be going out...'"):�P:�w("'...TONIGHT...'"):�P:�w("'...to celebrate our sixty days...'")
���P:�w("'...anniversary!'"):�P:�L:�w("'Ya don't even REMEMBER, d'ya?'"):�P:�w("'Why, if bullets could travel...'"):�P:�w("'...down phonelines,..'"):�P:�w("'...I'd fire a round of ma dad's...'")
���P:�w("'...AK47 machine guns'...'"):�P:�w("'...right into ya EAR!'"):�P:�w("'And ANOTHER thing...'"):�P:�w("'...I heard ya've been two-timing...'"):�P:�w("'...ma with that SLIMY Rachel...'"):�P
���w("'...and if I find out that's true...'"):�P:�w("'...I may not be responsible for...'"):�P:�w("'...ma actions!'"):�P:�L:�w("'Ya see...'"):�P:�w("'...I love ya.'"):�P
���w("'I really love ya!'"):�P:�w("'But ya haven't been out with ma...'"):�P:�w("'...for ages now!'"):�P:�L:�w("'Okay, what's ya excuse?'")
��D
���R:�0,25)"�I'm not Steven Wylie."'"�Could you repeat that. I fell asleep! ��Well, I'm sorry but (the) Rak has"'"�better tits than you!"'"�That was GREAT! I guarantee that will ��put down the REAL Wylie!":�i:�a%=1R=0:x=10
��a%=2S=0:x=20
��a%=3U=0:V=0:x=40
��a%=4W=0:X=0:x=30
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���a%=1�w("'Well, that's original, but...'"):�P:�w("'...but...'"):�P:�w("'...ya're NOT Steven Wylie?!!'"):�P:�d("No, but it WAS a good impression!"):�P:�w("'Ooooooohhhh!!!!'"):�P:�TvA
��a%=2�w("'This ain't Wylie!'"):�P:�d("Right on, sister!"):�P:�w("'Ya want my sister, don't ya...'"):�P:�w("'...David EDWARDS?!'"):�P:�d("Well, I hestitate to say it, but..."):�D@A
��a%=3�w("'(Fume!)'"):�P:�w("'I hate ya.'"):�P:�w("'I REALLY hate ya!'"):�P:�L:�w("'I could take up body-building!'"):�P:�d("But you haven't got any to build-up!"):�P:�TbA
d�a%=4�w("'Ya not making any friends here...'"):�P:�w("'...I hope ya know that, David!'"):�D@A
"��w("'(Suspicious pause)'"):�P:�w("'Ya mean that I'm as scrawny as...'"):�P:�w("'...that David character that ma...'"):�P:�w("'...sister used to go out with?'"):�P:�d("I BEG YOUR PARDON!"):�P
, �w("'I THOUGHT so!'"):�D@A
6��w("'NOW I'm REALLY mad!'"):�P:�d("Judging by that rampant burbling..."):�P:�d("...when you answered, I'D say..."):�P:�d("...you've been mad a long, long time!"):�P
@��P:�w("'TRACY! Git down 'ere!'"):�P:�w("'Ya EX is plugging up my call!'"):�P:�d("Ooh!"):�P:�w("'Shaddup!'"):�P:�w("'Oi!'"):�P
AH�C%=1�w("'OI! Turd-virgin!'"):�P � �w("'OI! ""Deafy-Tracy""!'"):�P
JT�w("'I've never seen ya, Dave...'"):�P:�w("'...but I think I hate ya!'"):�tFA
Td�C%=1�w("'Get the phone, turd-virgin!'"):�tFA � �w("'Get the phone, ""Deafy-Tracy""!'"):�tFA
^J�C%=1�d("Once or twice, yes!"):�P:�P:�w("'Oh, ya funny FUCKER!'"):�P
h��w("'We had a date tonight!'"):�P:�w("'And that MUTHA stood ma up!'"):�P:�d("Can't say I blame him!"):�P:�w("'Shaddup!'"):�P:�w("'NO-ONE does that to a Barwick!'"):�P
iv�w("'I shall revenge our kind!'"):�P:�d("Look, I don't want to talk to YOU!"):�P:�P:�w("'Oh, all right then.'")
r^�P:�P:�w("'Oi!'"):�P:�w("'Come back here!'"):�P:�w("'It is ACTUALLY for YA!'"):�P:�D}A
|y�d("I've never actually SEEN this..."):�P:�d("...infamous sister of Tracy's!"):�P:�d("But I think I hate her!"):�P
}B�C%=1�w("'Oi, turd-virgin!'") � �w("'Oi, ""Deafy-Tracy""!'")
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�i�R:X=1:�0,25)"�You allow yourself to be called ";:�C%=1�"""Turd-��virgin""?!"��'"�""DEAFY-Tracy""?!"
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��a%=4X=0:x=30
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̒�a%=1�w("You should know."):�P:�w("You called me a lot worse!"):�P:�d("Alright, alright."):�P:�d("I want us to forget all that!"):�P:�d~A
ֹ�a%=2�w("Tell me about it!"):�P:�w("She's been smashing up the house..."):�P:�w("...since he stood her up!"):�P:�w("So..."):�P:�w("...you're gonna ask me out, right?"):�P:�dtA
��a%=3�w("William King?!"):�P:�d(" No, me!"):�P:�w("Oh..."):�P:�w("...oh, all right."):�P:�w("Just..."):�P:�w("...once..."):�P:�w("...more!"):�P:�d("Great!"):�d~A
�1�a%=4�w("Did you forget to phone the..."):�E
�q�d("You? Seriously?"):�P:�d("Ha, ha, ha -"):�P:�d("I mean, yeah!"):�P:�d("You can see right THROUGH me!")
�J�P:�d("How about a trip to the cinema?"):�P:�w("What films are on?")
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D��a%=1�w("Yes."):�P:�w("What I'll have to WATCH!"):�P:�d("Oh, I didn't find out what was..."):�P:�d("...on in case you didn't want to go!"):�P:a%=3:�DXB
ND�a%=2�w("Well, I don't!"):�P:�w("Find out then ring me back!")
XA�a%=3�w("Well, find out..."):�P:�w("...then ring me back!")
b�a%=4�w("Okay!")
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l��P:�d("""The Lawnmower Man""!"):�P:�d("(Certificate 15)"):�P:�w("You mean that new Stephen King..."):�P:�w("...movie with state-of-the-art..."):�P:�w("...computer-generated cyber-graphics?"):�P:�DvB
v��w("You bet!"):�P:x=100:�j:�w("Does the two o' clock showing..."):�P:�w("...start at two o' clock?"):�P:�d("Erm..."):�P:�d("...y..e..s...!"):�P:�d("We'll set off to Middlesbrough..."):�P
���d("...about quarter past one from..."):�P:�d("...Redcar East then..."):�P:�d("...and I'll pay you in!"):�P:�w("Oh, thanks!"):�P:�d("That's okay."):�P:�w("Well..."):�P
�X�w("...I'm going back to bed now."):�P:�w("Goodnight."):�P:�d(" 'Night."):O%=2:�U
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