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| Filename: | G/E/C/RICHIE |
| Read OK: | ✔ |
| File size: | 23FA bytes |
| Load address: | FFFF1D00 |
| Exec address: | FFFF8023 |
File contents
10REM SUNDAY ELK Version "RICHIE"
20Q%=1:P=1:Q=1:R=1:S=1:U=1:V=1:W=1:X=1:D=23
30PRINTTAB(0,D)"�"SPC(38)"�";:D=D+1:IF D=31 PRINTTAB(36,D)"���";:GOTO 40 ELSE GOTO30
40PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�What? WHERE?"'"�Hey, do you know what rhymes with"'"�Rick?"'"�Did you score tonight then?"'"�Oops, I don't think I'll be welcome on��this line for a while!":PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:x=20
50IFa%=2S=0:U=0:x=10
60IFa%=3V=0:x=30
70IFa%=4W=0:X=0:x=40
80a=90:b=40:PROCO
90IFa%=1PRINTFNw("On the end of the phone, you idiot!"):PROCP:PRINTFNd(" Oh, yeah."):PROCP
100IFa%=2PRINTFNw("Is this one of those sick calls?"):GOTO800
110IFa%=3PRINTFNw("Oh, not YOU again!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("As a matter of fact, I DIDN'T!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("And it's all YOUR fault!"):PROCP:GOTO260
120IFa%=4PRINTFNw("Actually, you're right there!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Sod off!"):Z%=1:PROCE
130PRINTFNw("What do YOU want?")
140PROCD
150PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�What happened to Esmeralda?"'"�What are you doing up at this time?"'"�What are you thoughts on Tracy and I? ��How is your ";:IFC%=1PRINT"dick now, Rick? Better?" ELSE PRINT"crotch now, Rick?"
160PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:x=30
170IFa%=2S=0:x=40
180IFa%=3U=0:x=20
190IFa%=4V=0:x=10
200a=210:b=150:PROCO
210IFa%=1PRINTFNw("She BLOODY left me!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I SUPPOSE you think that's funny!"):PROCP
220IFa%=2GOTO300
230IFa%=3PRINTFNw("Don't ask ME!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I just don't feel like talking..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...about any relationships!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I'm in agony."):GOTO360
240IFa%=4GOTO1020
250PRINTFNd(" Of course not!"):PROCP
260PRINTFNw("What are you phoning me for?"):PROCP
270PRINTFNd(" Oh, I just thought I'd taunt..."):PROCP:PRINTFNd(" ...you a little bit more!"):PROCP
280PRINTFNw("Well, maybe I'll just hang up on you."):PROCP
290PRINTFNd(" Why are you up now anyway?"):PROCP
300PRINTFNw("You know me..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...I don't get outa bed Saturdays..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...until three in the afternoon..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...at the EARLIEST!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("It won't be my BEDTIME..."):PROCP
310PRINTFNw("...for another few hours!"):PROCP
320PRINTFNd(" Oh, I forgot that."):PROCP
330PRINTFNw("Anyway, I'm in pain."):PROCP
340PRINTFNd(" Yeah, you got ""a kick outa tonight""!"):PROCP
350PRINTFNw("Ooooohhhhh...."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...I thought YOU were my best friend!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I'm in agony.")
360PROCD
370PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�Well, that's love for you."'"�I don't know about agony, but you're ��certainly a pain!"'"�It's your own fault!"'"�How is your ";
380IFC%=1PRINT"dick now, Rick? Better?" ELSE PRINT"crotch now, Rick?"
390PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:x=30
400IFa%=2S=0:U=0:x=10
410IFa%=3V=0:x=40
420IFa%=4W=0:x=20
430a=440:b=370:PROCO
440IFa%=1PRINTFNw("It's not fair!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I really liked that Kari-Anne girl..."):PROCP:PRINTTAB(1,11)"...and now she thinks I'm a pervert...":PROCP:PRINTFNw("...who only wants to feel her tits!"):PROCP:GOTO460
442IFa%=2GOTO500
446IFa%=3PRINTFNw("If it hadn't been for YOU..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...I would've had one of the..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...best nights out I've ever had!"):PROCP:a%=1:GOTO440
450IFa%=4GOTO1020
460PRINTFNw("My heart hurts more than my pride!")
470PROCD:X=1
480PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�And the truth hurts more than both!"'"�And your crotch hurts more than both! ��Did you mean what you said about"'"�""getting"" me?"'"�Well, that's enough taunting for one ��night, I think. Bye!";:PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:x=20
481IFa%=2S=0:x=10
482IFa%=3U=0:V=0:x=40
483IFa%=4W=0:X=0:x=20
484a=486:b=480:PROCO
486IFa%=1ORa%=2GOTO500
487IFa%=3PRINTFNw("Oh, yes."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("One of these days you'll be very..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...sorry that you embarrased me!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Yog-yog-gog-yog-yog!"):Z%=3:PROCE
490IFa%=4PRINTFNw("Sod off!"):Z%=1:PROCE
500PRINTFNw("Right,.."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...that is IT!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I'll GET you!"):Z%=3:PROCE
510DEFPROCI:REPEAT:a%=INSTR("1234",GET$):UNTILa%:ENDPROC
520DEFPROCC:D=23
530PRINTTAB(0,D)"�"SPC(38)"�";
540D=D+1
550IFD=31PRINTTAB(36,D)"���"TAB(1,11)SPC(38):ENDPROC
560GOTO530
570DEFPROCP:FORT=1TOB%:NEXT:PROCC:FORT=1TO175:NEXT:ENDPROC
580DEFPROCQ:FORT=1TOB%:NEXT:PRINTFNw(" "):PROCC:ENDPROC
590DEFPROCD:FORT=1TO400:NEXT:ENDPROC
600DEFPROCE:PROCP:SOUND0,-15,1,1:CHAIN"PHONE2"
610DEFFNt(A$):PRINTTAB(21-LENA$/2,5);:=A$
620DEFFNw(A$):PRINTTAB(21-LENA$/2,11);:=A$
630DEFFNd(A$):PRINTTAB(20-LENA$/2,25);:=A$
640DEFPROCO:PROCd:PRINTTAB(36,31)"���";:I=GET:PRINTTAB(36,31)"���";:IFI=13PROCC:PROCj:GOTOa ELSE GOTOb
650DEFPROCd:IFP=1PRINTTAB(0,23)"�"SPC(38)
660IFQ=1PRINTTAB(0,24)"�"SPC(38)
670IFR=1PRINTTAB(0,25)"�"SPC(38)
680IFS=1PRINTTAB(0,26)"�"SPC(38)
690IFU=1PRINTTAB(0,27)"�"SPC(38)
700IFV=1PRINTTAB(0,28)"�"SPC(38)
710IFW=1PRINTTAB(0,29)"�"SPC(38)
720IFX=1PRINTTAB(0,30)"�"SPC(38)
730PRINTTAB(36,31)"���";TAB(0,23):P=1:Q=1:R=1:S=1:U=1:V=1:W=1:X=1:ENDPROC
790DEFPROCR:X=1:W=1:VDU5:GCOL91,0:MOVE0,0:PRINT''''''''''''''''''''''''" Possible responses:":VDU4:ENDPROC
800PROCD
810PROCR:X=1:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�This is (the) Dave, and I take"'"�exception to that comment!"'"�No. This is a 'taunting' call!"'"�Yes. Sick DOES rhyme with Rick!"'"�A typical rhyme is Rick is slick, and �";
820IFC%=1PRINT"�licks his dick!" ELSE PRINT"�has a head like a brick!"
830PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:S=0:x=20
840IFa%=2U=0:x=40
850IFa%=3V=0:x=30
860IFa%=4W=0:X=0:x=10
870a=880:b=810:PROCO
880IFa%=1PRINTFNw("Oh yeah?"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Well, I take exception to YOU!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("What do you want NOW?"):GOTO140
890IFa%=2GOTO280
900IFa%=3PRINTFNw("Yes, and so does whip..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...which is what I'll be telling..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...everyone YOU paid for on Monday!"):PROCP:PROCF:a%=1:GOTO440
910IFa%=4PRINTFNw("You just don't know when to STOP!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("You should stop hanging with Kirkham."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("He's a very bad influence on you!"):PROCD:GOTO920
920PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�You're just jealous we're sucessful, ��and you're SAD!"'"�Bah, humbug!"'"�Actually, you might be right about"'"�that!"'"�How is your ";
930IFC%=1PRINT"dick now, Rick? Better?" ELSE PRINT"crotch now, Rick?"
940PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:S=0:x=15
950IFa%=2U=0:x=25
960IFa%=3V=0:W=0:x=30
970IFa%=4X=0:x=10
980a=990:b=920:PROCO
990IFa%=1PRINTFNw("HE'S sucessful, you mean!"):PROCP:PRINTTAB(1,11)"But he has naive charm or something...":PROCP:PRINTFNw("...and no sense of commitment!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("He picks his victims up,.."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...butters them up..."):PROCP:GOTO1030
1000IFa%=2PRINTFNw("You don't realise it, Mr. Scrooge!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I hoped when I advised Tracy to..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...pack you in, that you might..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...finally get the message!"):PROCD:GOTO1150
1010IFa%=3PRINTFNw("MIGHT be RIGHT?!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("You've already lost Tracy through..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...your Kirkham-style attitude!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("And even I'M sick after tonight!"):GOTO140
1020IFa%=4PRINTFNw("Actually, it WRECKS!!"):PROCP:a%=1:GOTO440
1030IFC%=1PRINTFNw("...fucks them...") ELSE PRINTFNw("...gets them into bed...")
1040PROCP:PRINTFNw("...then drops them."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I hate him!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("He's just a simple goon!")
1050PROCD
1060PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�Well, thank you, Mr P.S.E. teacher!"'"�You sound like you've been out with"'"�him yourself!"'"�I'm sucessful as well, I'll have you ��know, my lad!"'"�And you're just a philosophical goon!";:PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:x=30
1070IFa%=2S=0:U=0:x=20
1080IFa%=3V=0:W=0:x=10
1090IFa%=4X=0:x=40
1100a=1110:b=1060:PROCO
1110IFa%=1PRINTFNw("(Sigh)"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("What do you actually want?"):GOTO140
1120IFa%=2PRINTFNw("What?!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I didn't say that!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I NEVER said anything like THAT!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I would NEVER..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...never EVER..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...never do ANYTHING so..."):PROCP:GOTO1380
1130IFa%=3PRINTFNw("Yeah, right!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Whatever you say, Dave."):GOTO140
1140IFa%=4PRINTFNw("Well, you're just a GOON full-stop."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("Now what is it you WANT?"):GOTO140
1150PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�WHAT? YOU told Tracy to pack me?!!"'"�Message? WHAT message?"'"�Look, you're angry with me. I under- ��stand that. Let's not start lying now!��You sold out your best friend! You"'"�treacherous swine!";:PROCI
1160IFa%=1R=0:x=40
1170IFa%=2S=0:x=20
1180IFa%=3U=0:V=0:x=10
1190IFa%=4W=0:X=0:x=30
1200a=1210:b=1150:PROCO
1210IFa%=1PRINTFNw("Well..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...I didn't so much TELL her..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...she was already poised to do it!"):PROCP:PRINTTAB(1,25)"You advised her NOT to do it with me?!":PROCP:GOTO1250
1220IFa%=2PRINTFNw("The MESSAGE that Kirkham..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...is the reason why you're not..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...going out with Tracy any more!"):GOTO140
1230IFa%=3PRINTFNw("I WASN'T lying!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I did SUGGEST she dump you!"):OROCP:PRINTFNw("You needed to be taught a lesson!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("You were treating her like dirt!"):PROCD:GOTO1270
1240IFa%=4PRINTFNw("I did it for your both your sakes!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("You were treating her like dirt!"):PROCD:GOTO1270
1250PRINTFNw("Don't be silly."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I advised her to drop you until..."):PROCP:PRINTFNw("...you stopped hanging with Kirkham!"):GOTO140
1260
1270PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�I was treating her how women SHOULD"'"�be treated!"'"�Since when do you buy dirt hundreds of��pounds worth of presents?"'"�Well, what happened to YOUR girl?!"'"�How is your ";
1280IFC%=1PRINT"dick now, Rick? Better?" ELSE PRINT"crotch now, Rick?"
1290PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:S=0:x=20
1300IFa%=2U=0:V=0:x=40
1310IFa%=3W=0:x=10
1320IFa%=4X=0:x=35
1330a=1340:b=1270:PROCO
1340IFa%=1PRINTFNw("Oh, God!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("I just despair!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("What do you WANT?"):GOTO140
1350IFa%=2PRINTFNw("Hmmmn, I suppose."):GOTO140
1360IFa%=3PRINTFNw("She left me thanks to you!"):PROCP:a%=1:GOTO210
1370IFa%=4GOTO1020
1380PRINTFNw("...so..."):PROCD
1390PROCR:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�...disgusting?"'"�...degrading?"'"�...damnning?"'"�...desperate?":PROCI:IFa%=1R=0:x=5
1400IFa%=2S=0:x=20
1410IFa%=3U=0:x=15
1420IFa%=4V=0:x=35
1430a=1440:b=1390:PROCO
1440PRINTFNw("Enough of that!"):PROCP:PRINTFNw("(Yech!)"):GOTO140
1680DEFPROCj:IFX%<10 p=38:q=9:GOTO1740
1690IFX%<100 p=37:q=99:GOTO1740
1700IFX%<1000 p=36:q=999:GOTO1740
1710IFX%<10000 p=35:q=9999:GOTO1740
1720IFX%<100000 p=34:q=99999:GOTO1740
1730IFX%=100000 ENDPROC
1740r=q+1:FORX=1TOx:X%=X%+1:IFX%=10 OR X%=100 OR X%=1000 OR X%=10000 OR X%=100000 p=p-1
1750PRINTTAB(p,1);X%:FORT=1TO5:NEXT:NEXT:ENDPROC
1760ENDPROC
7990DEFPROCf:FORT=1TOB%:NEXT:PRINTTAB(0,25)"�"SPC(38)"�":FORT=1TO175:NEXT:ENDPROC
8000DEFPROCF:VDU5:GCOL91,0:MOVE0,0:PRINT''''''''''''''''''''''''" A Message from the Producer:":FORT=1TO400:NEXT
8010VDU4:PRINTFNd(" The last sentence is a pun..."):PROCf:PRINTFNd(" ...inserted later in time..."):PROCf:PRINTFNd(" ...after Rick invented a story..."):PROCf:PRINTFNd(" ...involving (the) Dave..."):PROCf:PRINTFNd(" ...and two prostitutes..."):PROCf
8020PRINTFNd(" ...and ALMOST suceeded in..."):PROCf:PRINTFNd(" ...convincing the whole class!"):PROCf
8090PROCC:VDU5:GCOL91,0:MOVE0,0:PRINT''''''''''''''''''''''''" Message Ends.":VDU4:PROCP:ENDPROC
!� SUNDAY ELK Version "RICHIE"
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(��R:�0,25)"�What? WHERE?"'"�Hey, do you know what rhymes with"'"�Rick?"'"�Did you score tonight then?"'"�Oops, I don't think I'll be welcome on��this line for a while!":�I:�a%=1R=0:x=20
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Pa=90:b=40:�O
ZK�a%=1�w("On the end of the phone, you idiot!"):�P:�d(" Oh, yeah."):�P
d6�a%=2�w("Is this one of those sick calls?"):�T`C
nw�a%=3�w("Oh, not YOU again!"):�P:�w("As a matter of fact, I DIDN'T!"):�P:�w("And it's all YOUR fault!"):�P:�TDA
xH�a%=4�w("Actually, you're right there!"):�P:�w("Sod off!"):Z%=1:�E
� �w("What do YOU want?")
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���R:�0,25)"�What happened to Esmeralda?"'"�What are you doing up at this time?"'"�What are you thoughts on Tracy and I? ��How is your ";:�C%=1�"dick now, Rick? Better?" � �"crotch now, Rick?"
��I:�a%=1R=0:x=30
��a%=2S=0:x=40
��a%=3U=0:x=20
��a%=4V=0:x=10
�a=210:b=150:�O
�R�a%=1�w("She BLOODY left me!"):�P:�w("I SUPPOSE you think that's funny!"):�P
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S�d(" Oh, I just thought I'd taunt..."):�P:�d(" ...you a little bit more!"):�P
3�w("Well, maybe I'll just hang up on you."):�P
")�d(" Why are you up now anyway?"):�P
,��w("You know me..."):�P:�w("...I don't get outa bed Saturdays..."):�P:�w("...until three in the afternoon..."):�P:�w("...at the EARLIEST!"):�P:�w("It won't be my BEDTIME..."):�P
6'�w("...for another few hours!"):�P
@!�d(" Oh, I forgot that."):�P
J"�w("Anyway, I'm in pain."):�P
T5�d(" Yeah, you got ""a kick outa tonight""!"):�P
^a�w("Ooooohhhhh...."):�P:�w("...I thought YOU were my best friend!"):�P:�w("I'm in agony.")
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r��R:�0,25)"�Well, that's love for you."'"�I don't know about agony, but you're ��certainly a pain!"'"�It's your own fault!"'"�How is your ";
|:�C%=1�"dick now, Rick? Better?" � �"crotch now, Rick?"
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���a%=3�w("If it hadn't been for YOU..."):�P:�w("...I would've had one of the..."):�P:�w("...best nights out I've ever had!"):�P:a%=1:�txA
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� �a%=4�w("Sod off!"):Z%=1:�E
�L�w("Right,.."):�P:�w("...that is IT!"):�P:�w("I'll GET you!"):Z%=3:�E
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*��R:X=1:�0,25)"�This is (the) Dave, and I take"'"�exception to that comment!"'"�No. This is a 'taunting' call!"'"�Yes. Sick DOES rhyme with Rick!"'"�A typical rhyme is Rick is slick, and �";
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pg�a%=1�w("Oh yeah?"):�P:�w("Well, I take exception to YOU!"):�P:�w("What do you want NOW?"):�tL@
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���a%=3�w("Yes, and so does whip..."):�P:�w("...which is what I'll be telling..."):�P:�w("...everyone YOU paid for on Monday!"):�P:�F:a%=1:�txA
���a%=4�w("You just don't know when to STOP!"):�P:�w("You should stop hanging with Kirkham."):�P:�w("He's a very bad influence on you!"):�D:�tXC
���R:�0,25)"�You're just jealous we're sucessful, ��and you're SAD!"'"�Bah, humbug!"'"�Actually, you might be right about"'"�that!"'"�How is your ";
�:�C%=1�"dick now, Rick? Better?" � �"crotch now, Rick?"
��I:�a%=1R=0:S=0:x=15
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���a%=1�w("HE'S sucessful, you mean!"):�P:�1,11)"But he has naive charm or something...":�P:�w("...and no sense of commitment!"):�P:�w("He picks his victims up,.."):�P:�w("...butters them up..."):�P:�TFD
��a%=2�w("You don't realise it, Mr. Scrooge!"):�P:�w("I hoped when I advised Tracy to..."):�P:�w("...pack you in, that you might..."):�P:�w("...finally get the message!"):�D:�D~D
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