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Filename: F/ELEPH1
Read OK:
File size: 0291 bytes
Load address: 66206576
Exec address: 656C452E
File contents
Some interesting things you may not know about Elephants.


How does an elephant climb a tree?

He gets a leg up from a monkey.

Why does an elephant swim upside down in a jug of custard?

So he doesn't get his feet wet.

How do four elephants get into a mini?

Two in the front, two in the back.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

He was friends with a chicken.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits until autumn.

Which is an elephants favourite TV station?

BBC2

Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?

So that they won't be seen swimming upside down in a jug of custard.

Dave Wall. 
Newcastle.


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00000270  73 74 61 72 64 2e 0d 0d  44 61 76 65 20 57 61 6c  |stard...Dave Wal|
00000280  6c 2e 20 0d 4e 65 77 63  61 73 74 6c 65 2e 0d 0d  |l. .Newcastle...|
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