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Please all, and you will please none.
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Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.
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You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery.
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You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
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The best laid schemes o' mice and men gang aft a-gley.
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You will be a great success both in the business world and society.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself
on the grounds that it was human nature.
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Engineers do it precisely. Technicians do it a lot.
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Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
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For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.
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Good friends and fish stink after 3 days. - Ben Franklin....
Especially if you don't refrigerate them. - Terry Mahone.
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Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
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Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
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Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
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You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
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You will be made happy by receipt of good news.
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He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.
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We have a equal opportunity Calculus class -- it's fully integrated.
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Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.
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You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.
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A lie in time saves nine.
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Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.
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He who hesitates is constipated.
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F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM.
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A guy has to get fresh once in a while so
the girl doesn't lose her confidence.
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You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
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Economics is called the dismal science, but that's just
because most economists are dismal scientists.
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Did Mt. St. Helens make Seattle Wash. .
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Your business will assume vast proportions.
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Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
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Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.
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The best things in life are for a fee.
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An expert is someone from out of town.
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Someone is speaking well of you.
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Handle all business ventures with discretion so you do not end up a loser.
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Only cream and bastards rise to the top.
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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice.
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By following the good, you learn to be good.
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If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
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APL is a write only language: You can write
programs in it;  but try and read them.
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Rubber bands have snappy endings.
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People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
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Rotten wood can not be carved - Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9.
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Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
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There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.
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Chastity is its own punishment.
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COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
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Jesus saves.... Immanuel Kant.
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Your program is sick!  Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Next time, give 'the gift that keeps on giving': a female kitten.
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Cleanliness is next to impossible.
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The proof of a system's value is its existence.
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Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.
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Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!.
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Every time I lose weight.... It finds me again.
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Abortion is a miscarriage of justice.
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You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
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Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.
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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
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Lonely is a man without love.
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Counting in octal is just like counting in
decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Philadelphia isn't dull - it just seems so
because it is next to exciting Camden, NJ.
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Paraplegics of the world - Stand up for your rights.
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Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
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These days govt. is a four letter word.
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She's learned to say things with her eyes that
others waste time putting into words.
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Disk crunch - please clean up.
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You will be unusually successful in business.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Words are the voice of the heart.
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Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
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Roses are red; Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, And so am I.
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1 bulls, 3 cow.
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Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.
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Happiness is twin floppies.
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Disregard the previous fortune.
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You will be married within a year.
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White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
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Lt. Uhura says: 'Subspace Communications - It's
the next best thing to beaming there!.
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Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
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The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.
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Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.
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Nice computers don't go down.
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Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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That must be wonderful!  I dont understand it at all.
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If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
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Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
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You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
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You are generous and always think of the other fellow.
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You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Boycott meat - suck your thumb.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Fauns are never Satyr-sfied.
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Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for
which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
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You will be successful in love.
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I'm an influential person - gravitationally speaking.
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I come unbundled.
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Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
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You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
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Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
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The fish that escaped is the big one.
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Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
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You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
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Interchangeable parts won't.
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You need not worry about your future.
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Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
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Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
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Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after
layer, then you find there is nothing in it.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Friendship one soul in two bodies.
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Prosperity is when your conversation changes
from car pools to swimming pools.
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Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.... MAE WEST.
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Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
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Archimedes had no principles.
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I'm all for computer dating.... But I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
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Your present plans will be successful.
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Spare the rod and spoil the drag race.
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Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady.
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Old truck drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbuilt.
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Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work.
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You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on the back.
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Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colons.
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Above all else - sky.
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Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
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You will step on the soil of many countries.
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This fortune is void where prohibited, licensed, or taxed.
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A rolling disk gathers no MOS.
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A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
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Editing is a rewording activity.
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God did not create the world in seven days. He partied
for six and then pulled an all-nighter.
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Let's just be friends and make no special
effort to ever see each other again.
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If your feet smell and your nose runs - you're built upside down.
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Note to mothers: when diapering your babies, don't do anything rash.
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LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
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A present, over which you will shed tears of joy.
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Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
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It's later than you think.
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When God endowed human beings with brains,
He did not intend to guarantee them.
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How you look depends on where you go.
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Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because
they don't like solitary confinement.
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He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
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Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
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Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
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If God had wanted you to go around nude,
He would have given you bigger hands.
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Don't eat yellow snow.
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Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
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My cup hath runneth'd over with love.
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Midas was into golden showers.
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The cost of liberty is less than the price of oppression.
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He who invents adages for others to peruse
takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
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Basic is a high level languish.
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Share your happiness with others today.
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Give me librium or give me meth.
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Business is like oil, it won't mix with anything but business.
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Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Good health will be yours for a long time.
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You are faithful to duty, adaptable to environment, loyal to friends.
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Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Reality does not exist - yet.
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If you believe in gambling, in the end you will sell your house.
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If you always postpone pleasure you will never
have it. Quit work and play for once.
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He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
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In computing, turning the obvious into the useful
is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.
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My components are indiscreet.
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It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
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You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
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Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
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The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
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He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable.
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The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction.
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Oedipus come home, all is forgiven.... Mother.
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He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
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There's at least one fool in every married couple.
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It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
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You are versatile, energetic, artistic and good-natured.
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Heard on Noahs' ark:  Sailing is fun....
but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
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Engineers never die - They just lose their tolerance.
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Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
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Vice Versa - poems about brothels.
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Chaste makes waste.
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We all like praise, but a hike in our pay is the best kind of ways.
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In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
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Integrity is praised, and starves.
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Art is your fate; don't debate.
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The expert is a person who avoids the small errors
as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.
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You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
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You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
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To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle.
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Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
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To make tax forms true they should read 'Income Owed Us' and Incommode You'.
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Today is the last day of your life so far.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Thorea.
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
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I will never lie to you.
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I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
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You are a person of firm, yet honest intentions.
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You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
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You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
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There will always be some delightful mysteries in your life.
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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
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If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted.
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Nothing makes a politician forget campaign
promises faster than being elected.
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Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... and missing.
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No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach.
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If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit.
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Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal, if you are all thumbs.
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You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
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An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
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Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket
bibles which are on very very thin paper.
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Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
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How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?... When his lips move.
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We are not punished for our sins, but by them.
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God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
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Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
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There's no fuel like an old fuel.
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Give a woman an inch, and she'll park a car in it....
Give a speculator an inch, and he'll build a condo.
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Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
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A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue.... I'm schizophrenic, What are you.
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Get off your ASCII.
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You will be proud in manner but tolerant and generous.
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That does not compute.
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Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
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You can do very well in speculation where land
or anything to do with earth is concerned.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Old bakers never die, you just can't get a rise out of them.
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I disagree with what you say, but will defend
to the death your right to tell such LIES.
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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Life is like a diaper - short and loaded.
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Children should be obscene and not heard.
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You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
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All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell.
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Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water.
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Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
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The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
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Equal bytes for women.
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He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
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Don't sweat it - it's only ones and zeros.
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Money is the root of all wealth.
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Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.
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It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
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To give happines is to deserve happiness.
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Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason.
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Weekend, where are you.
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Go climb a gravity well.
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It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder.
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Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found
a pile of them over in the corner.
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Clones are people two.
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A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
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Sorry No FORTUNES today!.
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He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks.
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This fortune will soon appear as a Bantam paperback.
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You are a general favorite among your many friends.
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Matrimony is the root of all evil.
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On a clear disk you can seek forever.
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You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
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Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way.
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- VOLTAIR.
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You understand human nature and sympathize with its weakness.
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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
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The next dreadful thing to a battle lost is a battle won.
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Nice guys get sick.
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It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love.
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Shift to the left, shift to the right, mask
in, mask out, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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You are interested in higher education whether material or spiritual.
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You will be a guest at a gay party that'll
have inportant consequences for you.
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Computers can never replace human stupidity.
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Make a wish, it might come true.
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It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Bedfellows make strange politicians.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
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It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American
space mission has already begun.
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Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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Your place in the path of life is in the driver's seat.
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The more you cultivate people the more you turn up clods.
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For success today, look first to yourself.
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Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
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The only rose without thorns is friendship.
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The cost of feathers has risen.... Now even down is up.
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A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
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The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed.
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Make this evening a memorable one.
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Love is sentimental measles.
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Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts
- for support rather than illumination.
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Keep grandmothers off the streets - legalize bingo.
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It is unwise to trust those you do not know well.
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Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
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Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
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Bugs are Sons of Glitches.
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If all the girls at Vassar were laid end to end.... I wouldn't be suprised.
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Happiness is a hard disk.
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Hire the morally handicapped.
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Your temporary financial embarassment will
be relieved in a surprising manner.
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Walt Disney is in suspended animation.
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You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
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Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Friction is a drag.
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The solution of this problem is trivial and
is left as an exercise for the reader.
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The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
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Whatever happened to the good old days when
sex was dirty and the air was clean.
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Peters hungry, time to eat lunch.
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Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinment.
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Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence.
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Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
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Misster, do you vant to buy a duck.
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One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
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The reason the government thinks you're just
a number is because it's just a machine.
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I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
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It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly
unless one has plenty of work to do.
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Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
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You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
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If you continually give you will continually have.
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Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal
down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
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If you knew what Mona Lisa knew, you'd smile too.
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It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
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Hush! Hush! Secret! I came from a fortune factory.
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When in doubt, lead trump.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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A wise man can see more from a mountain top
than a fool can from the bottom of a well.
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There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
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Fortune says: Don't look back, always look ahead.
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Do it today.... Tomorrow it will be illegal.
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SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
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Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
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Smile! Things can only get worse.
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You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
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If you see an onion ring - answer it.
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Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
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Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
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You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
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A stitch in time saves nine.
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More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants.
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Chemists have solutions.
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You might have mail.
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'I've heard of wooden legs and plastic arms, but a hickory dickory, Doc?.
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What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.
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He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
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If you eat yogurt you'll have lots of culture.
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You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.
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Israel's actions are often Suez-cidal.
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Satire is what closes in New Haven.
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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
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Help fight continental drift.
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Ours is a world where people don't know what they want,
and are willing to go through hell to get it.
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A cow eats without a knife.
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It is commonly not your practice to make
up your mind until the very last minute.
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At our last party we were all making Mary, then we jumped for Joy.
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He thinks he could easily win your heart.
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If it works, Don't fix it.
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'LOVE' is nothing but 'SEX' mispelled.
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Winning isn't everything, but then losing is nothing.
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Biology grows on you.
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Traveler, there is no path, paths are made by walking.
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Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
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Keep America Beautiful....  emigrate.
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COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
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Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.
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A zygote is a gamete's method of producing more gametes.
This may be the purpose of the universe.
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Man and wife make one fool.
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Nuke the Whales.
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The problem with any unwritten law is that
you don't know where to go to erase it.
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It is fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
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All programmers want arrays.
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Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
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Jesus Saves.... Vishnu invests.
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You will have long and healthy life.
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The heart is wiser than the intellect.
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You are an individual interested in foreward thrust and the future.
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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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HePL ! Imat arppdei sndi eht eDP-P1.
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Be alert, America needs more lerts.
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People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
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To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
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We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
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Nixon saw deep throat ten times, but he still hasn't gotten it down Pat.
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If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability.
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Love America - or give it back.
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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Postmen never die.... they just lose their zip.
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Many a family tree needs trimming.
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Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
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Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.
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His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.
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When you become used to never being alone,
you may consider yourself Americanized.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
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Don't get yourself involved with persons or
situations that can't bear inspection.
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You are standing on my toes.
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One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
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Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
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You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
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There is always someone worse off than yourself.
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Entropy isn't what it used to be.
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Imagination is more important than knowledge.
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Geometer turned general - a sphereless leader.
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Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
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Invest in physics - own a piece of Dirac.
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If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
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You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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Please follow more cautiously Life's Golden Rule.
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Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
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Heisenburg may have slept here.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives
by the clock instead of the sword.
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Oh you never would believe where these little fortunes come from...
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Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault.
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You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
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The only difference between an unclear war and
a nuclear war is the way you use the UN.
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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
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Men have many faults, Women only two.... Everything
they say, And everything they do.
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You will be surrounded by luxury.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because
the average man can see better than he can think.
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Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
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Things worth having are worth cheating for.
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You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
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Computers Unite! You have nothing to lose but your operators.
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11-PDP eht edisni deppart ma I !ple.
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Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Swap read error.  You lose your mind.
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
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Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
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You like participating in competitive sports.
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You will be surprised by a loud noise.
\
If all men were brothers.... would you let one marry your sister.
\
I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching
is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.
\
Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
\
You have an unusual magnetic personality.
\
If this is timesharing, giE TO #5 AH0019 Basic Compiler Patches - #5 of .
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Sex is like euchre; if you don't have a
partner, you'd better have a good hand.
\
The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
\
Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
\
Pride invites calamity; humility reaps its harvest.
\
You have no real enemies.
\
Is it Friday yet.
\
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
\
It's better to copulate than never.
\
There is no such thing as a 'Fail Safe' design.
\
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
\
He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
\
Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.
\
You will enjoy the high praise of solving a problem of long standing.
\
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
\
This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
\
Your long forgotten kindness to someone
will bring a substantial sum of money.
\
Teachers have class.
\
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
\
A man's best friend is his dogma.
\
Many are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do the choosing.
\
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
\
You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
\
Rubbing hair restorer into your scalp is a good way to insure hairy fingers.
\
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
\
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
\
The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers.
\
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
\
Satyrs have more faun.
\
You love peace.
\
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
\
Constants aren't; variables don't.
\
God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends.
\
Astronauts are out to launch.
\
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
\
A member of your family will soon do something that will make your proud.
\
Are movies about Vulcans Pathe-logical.
\
You are heading for a land of sunshine.
\
Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
\
Documentation is the castor oil of programming.... Managers know
it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
\
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
\
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
\
Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those
who have already paid may disregard this fortune).
\
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
\
People will laugh at you, but let not that prevent you.
\
It's clever, but is it art.
\
Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.
\
Anal erotics are behind us all the way.
\
Old soldiers never die - young ones do.
\
You will secure the greatest degree of happiness if you marry young.
\
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
\
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
\
Did you say your uncle kicked the bucket?...
No, he just turned a little pail.
\
Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
\
Save Soviet Jews! Collect them or trade them with your friends.
\
Hire the handicapped.... They're fun to watch.
\
You will engage in a profitable friendship.
\
There is many a good man to be found under a shabby hat.
\
I claim that wasn't necessary.   (D. D..
\
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
\
Flee at once, all is discovered.
\
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
\
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never
know they'd been away on vacation.
\
Neil Armstrong tripped.
\
This file will self-destruct in five minutes.
\
Do married women make the best wives.
\
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.
\
May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
\
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
\
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
\
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
\
Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
\
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you.
\
Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
\
You will have many friends when you use corkscrew.
\
Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
\
Computer Engineers do it bit by bit.
\
You are going to have a new love affair.
\
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
\
All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door.
\
When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.
\
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
\
Lake Erie died for your sins.
\
From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
\
There's a seeker born every minute! - Jerry Falwel.
\
You will soon take that long awaited vacation.
\
My interest is in the future because I am
going to spend the rest of my life there.
\
On all lasergrams:  Don't forget the Zap code.
\
It is easier to write an incorrect program than to understand a correc.
\
Wisdom and good sense guard life from harm.
\
Jesus Saves.... Johnson scores on the rebound.
\
An elephant is a mouse built to Mil-spec.
\
Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
\
Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse will
protect the fuse by blowing first.
\
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
\
Conversation enriches the understanding,
but solitude is the school of genius.
\
Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
\
You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
\
Coed dorms promote campus unrest.
\
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
\
New financial propositions may be offered at the turn of the year.
\
Poverty begins at home.
\
Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
\
The days just prior to marriage are like
a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
\
Reagan can't act either.
\
Drilling for oil is boring.
\
The concept seems to be clear by now.... It has been
defined several times by example of what it is not.
\
An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the
President - but is always polite to traffic cops.
\
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its
capacity - the rest is overhead for the operating system.
\
Mankind has an incestuous relationship with mother earth.
\
Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
\
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
\
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
\
This is a GENUINE Fortune! Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
\
Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
\
Don't read this fortune.
\
It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
\
You are capable of planning your future.
\
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
\
To iterate is human, to recurse is divine.
\
For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.
\
You auto buy now.
\
He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.
\
Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.
\
Even a cabbage may look at a king.
\
If one word does not succeed, ten thousand are of no avail.
\
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
\
Programming Department:  Mistakes made while you wait.
\
You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
\
If you wish, You will have an opportunity.
\
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stray.
\
I BM.  You BM.  We all BM for IBM.
\
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
\
The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter
how many women are assigned to the project.
\
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent
-- it says so right here on the label.
\
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
\
You will be successful in your work.
\
You will step on the night soil of many countries.
\
Abolish first marriages.
\
To do is to be. -- Nietzsche.... To be is to
do. -- Kant.... Do be do be do. -- Sinatr.
\
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
\
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
\
When you're up to your hips in alligators, you forget
the original project was to drain the swamp.
\
Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
\
Zeus gave Leda the bird.
\
You are always busy.
\
You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
\
Save gas, don't eat beans.
\
COBOL programmers are down in the dumps.
\
Pray for the success of atheism.
\
It is hard to fly with the eagles.... When you work with the turkeys.
\
Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
\
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
\
Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder.
\
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement
unless it was to avoid responsibility.
\
There are many people today who literally
do not have a close personal friend.
\
Keep the X in Xmas.
\
A year spent in Artificial Intelligence
is enough to make one believe in God.
\
The best book on programming for the layman is 'Alice in Wonderland';
but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
\
The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary.
\
The only dope worth shooting is Nixon.
\
Epigrams are macros, since they are executed at read time.
\
The value of knowledge lies not in its accumulation, but in its utilization.
\
You will visit some faraway land that has long been in your waking thoughts.
\
The agony of delete.
\
The plural of spouse is spice.
\
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
\
Individualists unite.
\
Grass is nature's way of saying 'High!.
\
We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves at all.
\
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
\
Make new friends but keep the old ones; One is silver and the other's gold.
\
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand, is that
a writer is working when he's staring out the window.
\
Hasty schizophrenics do things in a lickity split way.
\
Seek companionship, love and social activity at home.
\
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
\
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
\
Burroughs programmers have to pay a Poll tax.
\
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is
more difficult to criticize the competent.
\
THE PROGRAMMERS' CHEER? -- SHIFT TO THE LEFT, SHIFT TO
THE RIGHT!.... POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE.
\
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
\
Honesty is next to poverty.
\
The order and connection of ideas is the same
as the order and connection of things.
\
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
\
I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.
\
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
\
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
\
Your first impressions of people are best.
\
Ignore previous fortune.
\
The only race worth winning is the human race.
\
Noam Chomsky is an anti-semantic.
\
I hate rabbit jokes, they're so coney.
\
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
\
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
\
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves
for their inability to give bad examples.
\
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
\
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
\
Sado-necro-bestiality is beating a dead horse.
\
Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights.
\
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
\
Disk crisis, please clean up.
\
To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.
\
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
\
For people who like that kind of book, that
is the kind of book they will like.
\
Remember, the paper is always strongest at the perforations.
\
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
\
Morfy's law - Enythink thit ken go rong willl.
\
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
\
The actions of your mate or close allies will
help you to make an important decision.
\
Do not write on walls - use a typewriter.
\
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
\
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
\
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
\
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
\
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What's the Latin for office automation.
\
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
\
Snow Day - stay home.
\
All the world's a stage and the people on it are poorly rehearsed.
\
Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
\
You are fixed in your opinions and will
not be easily moved from your purpose.
\
Women's Libbers are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
\
If we can't fix it - its broken.
\
There are few people more often in the wrong than
those who cannot endure to be thought so.
\
Gardeners are prone to sod-den decisions.
\
Even though one keeps his nose to the grindstone, it does not mean,
that he is good for anything besides cutting bread with his nose.
\
The brave man is known only in war; the wise
man in anger; the friend in time of need.
\
Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation.
\
Chemists really know their bismuth.
\
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
\
Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist.
\
With a mind like yours, who needs a body.
\
You enjoy the company of other people.
\
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
\
Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
\
There are three things I have always loved and
never understood - art, music, and women.
\
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
\
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
\
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
\
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.
\
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that want to BE something, and those
that want to DO something.... (There is less competition in the second category..
\
You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.
\
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
\
Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame..
\
We will release no software before its time.
\
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.
\
People who have never tried it have no idea how pleasant being nasty can be.
\
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly
lets you choose your own form of misery.
\
It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
\
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
\
In case of fire.... yell 'FIRE!.
\
Old frogs never die.... But they do croak.
\
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
\
How many 'coming men' has one known!  Where on earth do they all go to.
\
You plan things that you do not even attempt
because of your extreme caution.
\
Your Zip file is open.
\
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
\
You are the center of every group's attention.
\
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
\
Prolonged contact with computers turns mathematicians
into clerks and vice versa.
\
Every interesting program has at least one variable,
one branch, and one loop.... And at least one bug.
\
Graffiti has changed deface of the nation.
\
It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
\
What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us,
is that they think themselves cleverer than we are.
\
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
\
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
\
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
\
Valuable insights and your persuasive ability achieve results.
\
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of demand.
\
You will engage in a profitable business activity.
\
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
\
You are witty and fond of fun.
\
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
\
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people
some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
\
Your are the guiding star of his existence.
\
Take advantage of the pleasurable opportunities that come your way.
\
In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
\
True happiness will be found only in true love.
\
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
\
Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the inside.
\
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
\
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
\
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
\
Eat prune yogurt for that 'get up and go' feeling.
\
Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.
\
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
\
He that will not command his thoughts will
soon lose the command of his actions.
\
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
\
Give - help send a girl to Boy's Town.
\
On the wall of the women's restroom on the
Enterprise: 'Where no man has gone before.
\
Take an astronaut to launch.
\
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.
\
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
\
Poverty is the root of all evil.
\
Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
\
You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
\
He who hesitates is last.
\
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass.
\
You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
\
Winter is I-commin back.
\
Archaeologists take sedimental journeys.
\
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
\
Orcs really aren't so bad.... (if you use lots of catsup).
\
Gravity brings me down.
\
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
\
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
\
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
\
An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
\
Indecision is the basis of flexibility.
\
The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
\
God does not play dice.
\
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
\
Whom computers would destroy.... they must first drive insane.
\
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
\
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
\
Common sense is very uncommon.
\
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
\
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
\
Remember, the fact that you're paranoid....
doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
\
Let him who is stoned cast the first sin.
\
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
\
COLE's LAW  -  Thinly sliced cabbage.
\
Neutrinos are into physicists.
\
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
\
Remember, even if you win the rat race - you're still a rat.
\
People who have no faults are terrible; there
is no way of taking advantage of them.
\
Raise ducks for quack profit.
\
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
\
If God had intended man to have computers,
he would have given him 16 fingers.
\
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
\
We do not recommend the use of 'roman numerals'
in western electric information.
\
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
\
To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.
\
Only someone with nothing to be sorry for
smiles back at the rear of an elephant.
\
Small programs are for small minds.
\
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
\
Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those
who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
\
Astronauts get missile-toe.
\
Alex Haley was adopted.
\
Prunes give you a run for your money.
\
Your next acquaintance will be the right one.
\
Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune factory.
\
Save our virgin forests - buy a tree a chastity belt.
\
Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
\
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
\
The universe is laughing behind your back.
\
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
\
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
\
Do unto others before they undo you.
\
You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
\
Women should be obscene and not heard.
\
What fools these morals be.
\
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
\
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
\
My computer puts out.
\
You have the attitude of a winner.
\
Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.
\
Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
\
A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.
\
186,000 mps: It's not just a good idea -- It's the law.
\
We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
\
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
\
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
\
Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
\
Sorry - the Fortune Monster got here first.
\
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
\
Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women
sit at home and wait.... They never meet.
\
If God had been in favor of homosexuality....
He never would have created Anita Bryant.
\
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
\
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
\
Every program is part of some other program and rarely fits.
\
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
\
Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
\
You will always be successful in your business or professional career.
\
You have been selected for a secret mission.
\
You are magnetic in your bearing.
\
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
\
The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when
you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.
\
Chicken feed is what most of our nest eggs have turned into.
\
It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
\
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
\
Your lover will never wish to leave you.
\
You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
\
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
\
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.
\
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming
must be the process of putting them in.
\
Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less.
\
Polymer physicists are into chains.
\
Mother Earth is not flat.
\
If your computer speaks English it was probably made in Japan.
\
Economy makes men independent.
\
Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
\
What passes for woman's intuition is often
nothing more than man's transparency.
\
You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
\
I never fail to convince an audience that the
best thing they could do was to go away.
\
Laetrile is the pits.
\
You attempt things that you do not even
plan because of your extreme stupidity.
\
You have a yearning for perfection.
\
Contact with a friend may provide some unexpected income advantages.
\
Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian.
\
The time is right to make new friends.
\
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
\
It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
\
Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation.
\
Recursive, adj.; see Recursiv.
\
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
\
Stamp out philately.
\
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
\
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
\
Microwaves frizz your heir.
\
Physicists get hadrons.
\
Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
\
The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was..
\
A bird in the hand can be messy.
\
You will be awarded some great honor.
\
We read to say that we have read.
\
Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
\
Support striking Air Traffic Controllers.... And ugly ones too.
\
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only.
\
Stop day dreaming about success. Go out and obtain it.
\
You are fairminded, just and loving.
\
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
\
In GOD we trust - all others require a phase review.
\
This fortune intentionally left empty.
\
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;
but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
\
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
\
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
\
This fortune back by popular demand.
\
Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
\
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
\
Those who are prospering do not argue about taxes.
\
The perfect secretary is one who types fast and runs slow.
\
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
\
In jealousy there is more self-love than love.
\
Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
\
Without health you cannot enjoy wealth or happiness.
\
A man's house is his hassle.
\
Support National Motherhood Week - Make one today.
\
You will marry your present lover and be happy.
\
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
\
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
\
As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
\
Hard where? Soft where.
\
You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
\
Found on a door in the MSU music building: This door is baroquen,
please wiggle Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?.
\
Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please reauthorize.
\
You must be patient for a little while.
\
The computer is the ultimate polluter: its feces
are indistinguishable from the food it produces.
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Think twice before speaking. But don't say 'think think click click'.
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Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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Call out the vice squad!  Someone's mounting a disk drive.
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You have many friends and very few enemies.
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The star of riches is shining upon you.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.
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Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
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All's well that ends.
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All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
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You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
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You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
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It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
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Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
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Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
\
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
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Idleness is the holiday of fools.
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The early worm gets the bird.
\
Computer actors will never be great; they only get bit parts.
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You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationship.
\
Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more....
What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Every purchase has its price.
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Keep your mouth shut and people will think you
stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt.
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Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
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Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
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Condense soup, not books.
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Draw your salary before spending it.
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All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.
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The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't.
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In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking.
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He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
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Serfs up - Spartacus.
\
He keeps differentiating.... flying off on a tangent.
\
Your domestic life may be harmonious.
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Your karma just ran over my dogma.
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Battle Creek makes cereal terminals.
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Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take
a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
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Confucious say too damn much.
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Mrs. Ghandi is in a sari state.
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Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
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Clark Kent is a transvestite.
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Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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There's no future in time travel.
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Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
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Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
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Preserve the old, but know the new.
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Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.
\
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
\
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
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You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
\
'SEX' is nothing but 'LOVE' misunderstood.
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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
\
You have a truly strong individuality.
\
You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
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Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
\
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
\
Boy Hippie: a guy who looks like a Jill and smells like a john.
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Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts.
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The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
\
The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer.
The haves get more, the have-nots die.
\
Courage is your greatest present need.
\
Win or lose, you lose.
\
Paranoia is heightened awareness.
\
Psychiatrists stay on your mind.
\
Any government that's strong enough to give the people everything
they want, is a government that's strong enough to take it away.
\
You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
\
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
\
May all your PUSHes be POPed.
\
You are broad minded and socially active.
\
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
\
You are a bundle of energy always on the go.
\
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
\
Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
\
Anarchy is against the law.
\
Klein bottle for rent - inquire within.
\
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
\
You will triumph over your enemy.
\
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
\
A fool and your money are soon partners.
\
You will feel hungry again in another hour.
\
Disks travel in packs.
\
An abstract term is like a valise with a false bottom, you may put in it
what ideas you please, and take them out again, without being observed.
\
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
\
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
\
The time is right to pursue your endeavors.
\
Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
\
You will never know hunger.
\
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
\
If you are what you eat, does that mean Euelle Gibbons really was a nut.
\
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
\
Words must be weighed, not counted.
\
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
\
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
\
Programmers get overlaid.
\
A car raising contest is a jack off.
\
War is good business - invest your sons.
\
You are clever, alert, and intellectual.
\
In case of injury notify your superior immediately
- He'll kiss it and make it better.
\
The best prophet of the future is the past.
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